Tomorrow is Valentine's Day and assuredly there will be some babymaking going on, or at the very least the act of and not necessarily actual babymaking. What's that have to do with soccer? Besides soccer being sexy and a good metaphor for a sex life because it often ends in scores of 1-0, it has to do with this young, very young, Manchester United fan who just became a father.
As seen in The Sun, Alfie Patten is a proud new father. Congratulations are in order because Alfie has managed to fertilize an egg before he grew hair down there. The boy is only 13!! Which means he was probably twelve when this all went down. The mother is 15.
I implore you to look at the photos The Sun has, it shocks the mind. Although, it only figures a ManU fan could be so foolish.
Friday, February 13, 2009
Babies Having Babies
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Most. Awkward. Sex. Ever.
Looked at pics. Wish I hadn't. Oh...my...god...
That kid is seven.
i don't think his balls have dropped.
"Asked what he would do to support the child financially, Alfie asks in a small, high-pitched voice, "What's financially?"
*sigh*
Sad, pathetic, depressing. Not sure what to even say beyond that...
listen to the poem oscar brown jr - children of children. he really hits the message hard.
its on the tube.
this is just sad, by the way.
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