Friday, February 13, 2009

Babies Having Babies


Tomorrow is Valentine's Day and assuredly there will be some babymaking going on, or at the very least the act of and not necessarily actual babymaking. What's that have to do with soccer? Besides soccer being sexy and a good metaphor for a sex life because it often ends in scores of 1-0, it has to do with this young, very young, Manchester United fan who just became a father.

As seen in The Sun, Alfie Patten is a proud new father. Congratulations are in order because Alfie has managed to fertilize an egg before he grew hair down there. The boy is only 13!! Which means he was probably twelve when this all went down. The mother is 15.

I implore you to look at the photos The Sun has, it shocks the mind. Although, it only figures a ManU fan could be so foolish.

8 comments:

Mike Georger said...

I'm going to do my best to knock that baby off its fucking perch.

'Mummy'? In the words of Dennis Farina, I thought this country spawned the fucking language and so far nobody seems to speak it.

Andrew said...

Most. Awkward. Sex. Ever.

Autoglass said...

Looked at pics. Wish I hadn't. Oh...my...god...

Precious Roy said...

That kid is seven.

The Fan's Attic said...

i don't think his balls have dropped.

sven said...

"Asked what he would do to support the child financially, Alfie asks in a small, high-pitched voice, "What's financially?"

*sigh*

jjf3 said...

Sad, pathetic, depressing. Not sure what to even say beyond that...

Glorfindel said...

listen to the poem oscar brown jr - children of children. he really hits the message hard.
its on the tube.
this is just sad, by the way.