Thursday, February 12, 2009

Kinky King Charged



You may remember that Boro/Hull/Watford loanee extraordinaire Marlon King was arrested while playing for Hull, for alledged assault on a woman while partying in London's Soho area. Well King has now been officially charged with sexual assault and assault occasioning actual bodily harm.


Also, as the details of King's late night faux-pas come to light, I can reveal that the bar King was in at the time of the incident is a well known strip club. No, Bigus has not been there, but I did work in Soho for 12 years and know of its existence!

But alas, all good things come to an end....A quick look at the 'bars' website will reveal that the famous old titty bar has finally closed its drawers, I mean doors, for good. It seems that even the sex trade is on it's arse in this bad economy.

As for King, he is set to appear in court on February the 25th and if found guilty, he could be loaned out yet again, this time to the jail house XI Sunday team.

The glamorous life of a footballer, eh?

5 comments:

Andrew said...

King was just working on his Chris Brown impression, nothing more.

Andrew said...

And Agger wants out. I don't blame him.

sekerse tehlike said...

which team in the picture with yellow t-shirts
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jjf3 said...

I believe, based on the colors worn by each team, that the team is Watford. But don't take that as gospel...Come on, UF-guys, enlighten some guy in Turkey who actually reads your blog...(no, not one to be casting stones at glass houses)

jjf3 said...

Oh, and I can't wait until the EPL comes after you guys (or my ass, 1 of the 2...?) for using the same logo the offside used to use for Blackburn...what a bunch of dumbass pencil-pushers they are...

"Hey, boss, I just shut down a site". "Good work, dumbass". "Thanks, boss, oh, and now fewer people will follow the EPL, too - damn, we're brilliant!"...