Footballer Vacay Roundup

While there may be exciting footy action going on in South Africa right now, not all of the footballing world is watching. Those ballers not participating are enjoying the time off and doing what all footballers love to do in the summer...go to warm weather climes and sit by the water.

This weekend roundup begins with the most talked about footballer in the land--Cristiano Ronaldo.

As you know, CRonaldo spent a night late last week in Paris. That would be Paris Hilton not Paris, France. After in-depth discussions about the proper hair product, Ronaldo jetted off to Las Vegas. Presumably to take in the other Fake Paris in the States. Ronaldo spent the evening in a Vegas nightclub surrounded by women hoping he would make it rain for them. Unfortunately for them, all the money he threw around just got stuck in his hair gel.

Never fear though, as the stress of drinking and preening was taken away as Ronaldo was manhandled poolside. And I do mean manhandled and he received a massage from an older gentleman.

No comment. [Photo: Daily Mail]

To make up for that unsettling scene above, I give you Cheryl Cole.

Is that the Holy Grail? Or is it just a mirrored cup above the chalice? [Photo: Daily Mail]

Cheryl and her husband Ashley were spending some quality time, presumably celebrating him not cheating on her that rat bastard, in the South of France.

Meanwhile, Spurs man, Jermaine Jenas, dug in his heels with an unnamed WAG in Spain. She's quite the licker.

[Photo: Daily Mail]