Well, since we veered toward unhealthy in our pursuit of online information about Sophie Houghton as she stapled herself to Wag-dom, we figured we should follow-up with this tidbit.
She's single again. And so is Federico Macheda (apologies for the Anglicization of the name in the post title).
The former dumped the latter as it appears he used his status as a good-looking, young, rich footballer to pick up chicks while on vacation.
We are stupefied.
Don't worry Sophie, you're only 18. You've got plenty of time to continue starf'ing and attention whoring.
Anyway, to apologize for a slack weekend we'll leave you this eye candy along with a promise that things will pick up around here on the weekends once the calendar rolls closer to August 15.
Showing posts with label WAGs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WAGs. Show all posts
Sunday, July 12, 2009
UF After Dark: Macheda is Now Fred-Ex
Monday, June 22, 2009
Did I Forget Anythingone?
Suncream, Check. Ipod, Check. Swimming trunks, check. Travellers checks. check. Physio, check. Scott Parker packed an unusual item as he headed off on holiday this summer. West Ham's physio.
Parker missed West Ham's run in last season with a groin injury and manager Gianfranco Zola is so determined to have Parker back from his hols fit, he has sent along the clubs physio. There is no word as to who the chap is or whether or not he will make a good wing man. But a nice rub down the morning after some WAG hunting sure does sound enjoyable. Actually, I believe Parker is married, so there will be NO WAG hunting. Maybe his medical man can fetch Pina Coladas instead.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Last Call: Who Will You Bring Home?
Melissa Satta - WAG of Christian Vieri
Welcome to tonight's Last Call. Where you can get a pint and maybe find yourself a bed as nice as the one above... but be careful with the beer goggles, you don’t want to wake up next to this.
Tonight, your host is Unprofessional Foul. Thank you for stopping by our little corner of the blogosphere. We understand that the Last Call folks are a new movement and this is their form of the green wristband protest. We wish you luck in your endeavor.
For those of you not familiar with us, a little background on what we do and who we
UF was the mindspring of Lingering Bursitis way back in late 2007, who wanted to create a blog devoted to entirely to the soccer world and whatever happens to enter into the soccer world. Many of the UF contributors are or were Deadspin commenters, and Deadspin was the social mixer where many of us came together. We also have stretched out our social circle to people beyond the Deadspin milieu. Plus, we even accept social outcasts like Chelsea fans, and fans of the lowly Norwich City and Exeter clubs... we tolerate Manchester United fans at this point but don’t push us too much.
While we focus on soccer/football/futbol/footy (we use the terms interchangeably), we do not believe you have to be a hardcore footy fan to appreciate our “work” because, well, our work still includes hot chicks, stupid things athletes do, and crazy stuff related to football, including fashion.
Some of our favorite posts have dealt with wannabe WAGs (Wives and Girlfriends), female footballers becoming porn stars, and even the introduction of brand new WAGs. But, we also do great liveblogs (we are currently liveblogging the shit out of the Confederations Cup), explain football, rant, and even break some news here and there. We can promise you stuff you will not read about in the “mainstream” sports blogs and, frankly, lots of top notch writing and analysis.
Thanks for visiting and enjoy your stay.
[TFA Note: Apparently there is this blog, The Phoenix Pub, I was not aware of. I have checked it out and it appears to be the Last Call secret headquarters or something. I was supposed to namecheck it. Now I have...check out The Phoenix Pub for all your DUAN-ey updates.]
Bottoms up!!
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Monday, June 15, 2009
Footballer Vacay Roundup
While there may be exciting footy action going on in South Africa right now, not all of the footballing world is watching. Those ballers not participating are enjoying the time off and doing what all footballers love to do in the summer...go to warm weather climes and sit by the water.
This weekend roundup begins with the most talked about footballer in the land--Cristiano Ronaldo.
As you know, CRonaldo spent a night late last week in Paris. That would be Paris Hilton not Paris, France. After in-depth discussions about the proper hair product, Ronaldo jetted off to Las Vegas. Presumably to take in the other Fake Paris in the States. Ronaldo spent the evening in a Vegas nightclub surrounded by women hoping he would make it rain for them. Unfortunately for them, all the money he threw around just got stuck in his hair gel.
Never fear though, as the stress of drinking and preening was taken away as Ronaldo was manhandled poolside. And I do mean manhandled and he received a massage from an older gentleman.
No comment. [Photo: Daily Mail]
To make up for that unsettling scene above, I give you Cheryl Cole.
Cheryl and her husband Ashley were spending some quality time, presumably celebrating him not cheating on her that rat bastard, in the South of France.
Meanwhile, Spurs man, Jermaine Jenas, dug in his heels with an unnamed WAG in Spain. She's quite the licker.
[Photo: Daily Mail]
Thursday, June 11, 2009
UF After Dark: Sophie Houghton Is The Gift That Keeps On Giving
I'm not gonna do much exposition here because there is so much material I don't know where to begin. See that above, that's a Myspace message from Sophie to her amore, Federico Macheda from last night. Flawless logic if you ask me.
I also learned that Sophie was Miss Intercontinental Liverpool this year. It does look like she received high marks in school according the Miss Intercontinental webpage. And, she considers herself bisexual according to her a Myspace profile.
It also turns out Sophie has two other Myspace pages. After the jump, more pics, a lot more pics. More to come tomorrow as well.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
UF After Dark: Federico Macheda Is Officially A Footballer Now
dance n rnb n hip hop, roooobieeee williams TILL I dieeeee !!! AND
Manchester United young star Federico Macheda may have scored the goal against Aston Villa that saved United's title winning season this year. But, the young Italian striker did not become a professional footballer until he bagged his first WAG. (Note: Kiko may have already bagged a few WAGs already, but this is the first I am seeing any news of WAGtion for the young guy.) UF has secured a few candid photos of Macheda's WAG.
So, who is the young lass who has captured the Italian's heart? Well, she's a Scouse model and promotions girl with a size FF bra. And, she's older. She's 18, which is older than Macheda. And before I forget, she's quite the wordsmith. From her Myspace page:
Indeed.
FUNKYYYYYY TOTALLLLYYY ROCKKKKK MYYY SOCKKKSSSSS LOVE TO BE BOPPIN AND JUMPIN IN
TWN WIV MY GIRLSSSSSS TILL 6AM WITH DA FUNKY BLASTINNNN !!!! WOOOOOO COS LETS
FACE IT WE GET ALL THE GUYSSSSSSSS MY GIRLSSSS R STUNNNNINNNGGGGG
!!!!!!
These two young lovebirds have a story for the ages about how they met. It was love at first click as Macheda first saw her photo on Facebook and poked her requested to be her friend. The rest, as they say, is history or at least IM caches.
Anyway, the photos I have culled from the intertubes below, which I know is all you are really interested in right now.
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