While there may be exciting footy action going on in South Africa right now, not all of the footballing world is watching. Those ballers not participating are enjoying the time off and doing what all footballers love to do in the summer...go to warm weather climes and sit by the water.
This weekend roundup begins with the most talked about footballer in the land--Cristiano Ronaldo.
As you know, CRonaldo spent a night late last week in Paris. That would be Paris Hilton not Paris, France. After in-depth discussions about the proper hair product, Ronaldo jetted off to Las Vegas. Presumably to take in the other Fake Paris in the States. Ronaldo spent the evening in a Vegas nightclub surrounded by women hoping he would make it rain for them. Unfortunately for them, all the money he threw around just got stuck in his hair gel.
Never fear though, as the stress of drinking and preening was taken away as Ronaldo was manhandled poolside. And I do mean manhandled and he received a massage from an older gentleman.
To make up for that unsettling scene above, I give you Cheryl Cole.
Cheryl and her husband Ashley were spending some quality time, presumably celebrating him not cheating on her that rat bastard, in the South of France.
Meanwhile, Spurs man, Jermaine Jenas, dug in his heels with an unnamed WAG in Spain. She's quite the licker.
Monday, June 15, 2009
Footballer Vacay Roundup
Monday, March 30, 2009
Cheryl Cole's Questionable Decisions
Cheryl Cole, pop singer, WAG, and general celebrity, has made many questionable decisions in her life, but this week she may have finally righted the ship or at least started bailing water. Cole, nee Tweedy, is married to Chelsea defender Ashley Cole, who she kept with despite his affairs with other women, including the famous vomiting incident.
This past week, however, it has been reported that this most questionable of a decision may not be reproducing as Cheryl has been said to be "reconsidering" her plans to have children with Ashley. This idea only seemed to pop up after Ashley was arrested in a nightclub while Cheryl was climbing Mt. Kilimanjaro for charity.
Baby steps, folks. Or maybe, not-baby steps.
In other Cheryl Cole questionable decision news, it appears she and Mr. Goldenballs are receiving criticism for endorsing junk food.
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Yes, Please.
Hugh Hefner, the octogenarian purveyor of smut, is king of an empire whose foundation is being eroded by the internet. Rulers, however, usually don't go down without a fight and Hef is trying to land few more scantily clad blows. The Playboy founder is trying to entice Cheryl Cole (and other comely British celebs) show her wares in the pages of his lad mag.
I'm sure this would go over well in the lockerroom.
Monday, January 26, 2009
What Goes Well With Beans And Toast?
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