Friday, December 19, 2008

Finally Some Love for Moyes?



Long time Everton target and accidental porn star Vagner Love could be on his way to Goodison Park in January. Everton are desperate for a striker and the Merseyside team tried to snare Love during the summer.



Everton are not Vagner's first Love however. The Brazilian front man would prefer a move to Real Madrid.

“Just one club has contacted me and that club is Everton. But it would be marvellous to play for Real Madrid — every player dreams of joining them. I will do everything I can to negotiate my release with the CSKA president.”- Vagner Love.

The Brazilian is no stranger to controversy after the release of an Internet porno featuring Love and his girlfriend, porn star Pamela Butt. The Butt Love (sorry, couldn't resist) video did not bother Love in the slightest and he stated so at the time...

"Hey, I'm known for being amorous, let's be honest, this reputation isn't one that unsettles me." - Vagner Love.


Love and gal pal Pamela Butt enjoy the limelight.

Love will cost around 12 million quid, not a bad price for the Russian leagues top forward in todays market. Love has found the back of the net 17 times this term.

Bigus.

7 comments:

Ibracadabra said...

I've never seen Love live, but he is quite the stud in the Football Manager series. Comes over to the Prem from Russia and lights it up for years to come... and we do all know Everton's history/'love' affair with using Championship Manager to scout players - could this be another example?

ΓΌ75 said...

Watched Love a few times during UEFA Cup run a few seasons back. At that level, he runs around people. But with Brazil, he's been kind of a wash.

BUY: watching any game with Wagner Love on Spanish-language TV. It's hysterical. "Vag-ner LOOOOOOOVE"

Bigus Dickus said...

1 net rippler every 4 games for Brazil.

Lingering Bursitis said...

Bigus, what's a "net rippler"? Have you been huffing gas with Tommy Smyth lately?

Bigus Dickus said...

Exactly..A net rippler is a thumping goal pony that hits the old onion bag.

Mike Georger said...

5 in 21 is hardly a fear inspiring strike rate.

The Likely Lad said...

So JL had it wrong then...

Someone please make a joke about a team from Liverpool buying Love. Thank you.