Friday, July 11, 2008

If This is Modern Slavery, Then Shackle Me up!


Cristiano Ronaldo has told Portuguese television that he is in, like, total agreement with the Seppsis Screed on modern football's transfer "slavery." The United (for now) star took a moment's break from his never-ending Portuguese vacation to stand firm along side the fascist mutt that runs world football.

In typically eloquent form, Ronaldo told a reporter from his home country, "You know what I said, what I want and what I would like. I agree completely with the president of Fifa."

I suppose Crissy is simply pushing for his own ends. And like we said yesterday, ain't nothing wrong with that. This is a mean little world we live in and you need to get some while there's some to be got.

But for some perspective, follow us after the jump... and enjoy a brief photo essay on the difference between "football slavery" and actual fucking slavery. Classy stuff, you'll enjoy!

Football slavery

Actual Fucking Slavery

Football Slavery

Actual Goddamn Fucking Slavery!

Alas, modern footballer's slavery

And the real thing

Congrats Seppsis, you've made Joao Havelange seem like a progressive...


Bigus Dickus said...

Awesome Likey.....By the way I let that brunette out of my basement so she could join C$%tiano Ronaldouche on the beach. I'll have her back in chains tomorrow.

The NY Kid said...

Fuck Ronaldo. He's a useless twat.

Goat said...

Is he wearing a pearl necklace in that first picture? 'Cause if so, that's kinda funny.

Andrew said...

I know he's the head of FIFA - making him the 2nd most powerful man in the world - but Blatter to me is, in the words of NY Kid, a "useless twat."

He is the exact opposite of E.F. Hutton to me: when he talks, I make it a point NOT to listen.

Peter said...

I'm pretty sure players (especially those that have had some success) are so detached/buffered from reality that they have little/no idea what goes into the contract negotiation process. And when Seppsis the Blatherer paints this as some black and white, player versus club issue, it's easy for the metrosexual twat to pick a side.

More importantly, who's the chick with the slag tag in the first pic? Or is that the same one.

/first post
//back to lurking

ΓΌ75 said...

Sorry, Peter, but I have no idea. It's not Nereida, at least not with that tattoo identifiable by any pic I have seen. I'm not up on Ronaldo's conquests enough to tell you who else it could be, either. Maybe a search of This Is Extra Time could help.