If This is Modern Slavery, Then Shackle Me up!

"I WILL BE HEAAAARD!"

Cristiano Ronaldo has told Portuguese television that he is in, like, total agreement with the Seppsis Screed on modern football's transfer "slavery." The United (for now) star took a moment's break from his never-ending Portuguese vacation to stand firm along side the fascist mutt that runs world football.

In typically eloquent form, Ronaldo told a reporter from his home country, "You know what I said, what I want and what I would like. I agree completely with the president of Fifa."

I suppose Crissy is simply pushing for his own ends. And like we said yesterday, ain't nothing wrong with that. This is a mean little world we live in and you need to get some while there's some to be got.

But for some perspective, follow us after the jump... and enjoy a brief photo essay on the difference between "football slavery" and actual fucking slavery. Classy stuff, you'll enjoy!



Football slavery


Actual Fucking Slavery


Football Slavery


Actual Goddamn Fucking Slavery!


Alas, modern footballer's slavery


And the real thing



Congrats Seppsis, you've made Joao Havelange seem like a progressive...

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