Nereida Gallardo Is Undeterred

Despite being dumped by Cristiano Ronaldo last week, the Portuguese wanna-be pinup model's appetite for the spotlight and cameras has not been deterred.

She and a friend have hit a Majorca beach to compete with Cristiano for the melanoma award this summer. And, God bless her heart, which is located right under her breasts, for she has gone topless in full view of the paparazzi.

She's such a little vixen (NSFW obviously).

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If This is Modern Slavery, Then Shackle Me up!

"I WILL BE HEAAAARD!"

Cristiano Ronaldo has told Portuguese television that he is in, like, total agreement with the Seppsis Screed on modern football's transfer "slavery." The United (for now) star took a moment's break from his never-ending Portuguese vacation to stand firm along side the fascist mutt that runs world football.

In typically eloquent form, Ronaldo told a reporter from his home country, "You know what I said, what I want and what I would like. I agree completely with the president of Fifa."

I suppose Crissy is simply pushing for his own ends. And like we said yesterday, ain't nothing wrong with that. This is a mean little world we live in and you need to get some while there's some to be got.

But for some perspective, follow us after the jump... and enjoy a brief photo essay on the difference between "football slavery" and actual fucking slavery. Classy stuff, you'll enjoy!



Football slavery


Actual Fucking Slavery


Football Slavery


Actual Goddamn Fucking Slavery!


Alas, modern footballer's slavery


And the real thing



Congrats Seppsis, you've made Joao Havelange seem like a progressive...

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Nereida Gallardo Is Healthy

Cristiano Ronaldo and Manchester United just completed a double, winning the Premier and Champions League. The Portuguese star is now taking aim at Euro 2008, but he's already bagged another winner, Nereida Gallardo. The Portuguese beauty (Gallardo not Ronaldo) has shown us her assets (NSFW), already and now her friends are telling us her secrets.

Before she bagged herself the premier footballer in the world, Gallardo dated Pedro Campane, a 40-year-old football agent. Campane wasn't shy telling News of the World (note: always reliable, or not) all about his time with Gallardo.

"She didn't have any hang-ups. She liked doing everything in every position. Nereida doesn't know much about football but she knows lots about men—and how to please them. Cristiano must be having a mind-blowing time."

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"I was introduced to her at a party and we became more than friends straight away," he said. "She was 22, very hot, and I wasn't going to waste any time. Conquering her was very easy. She liked partying and money and I could give her both."

Ha, she was an easy lay. All he had to do was part with his money. Hmmm...perhaps she's the one doing the conquering. Gallardo is tipped to become Mrs. Ronaldo, garnering even more money for her.

[Photo: The Spoiler]

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