Suncream, Check. Ipod, Check. Swimming trunks, check. Travellers checks. check. Physio, check. Scott Parker packed an unusual item as he headed off on holiday this summer. West Ham's physio.
Parker missed West Ham's run in last season with a groin injury and manager Gianfranco Zola is so determined to have Parker back from his hols fit, he has sent along the clubs physio. There is no word as to who the chap is or whether or not he will make a good wing man. But a nice rub down the morning after some WAG hunting sure does sound enjoyable. Actually, I believe Parker is married, so there will be NO WAG hunting. Maybe his medical man can fetch Pina Coladas instead.