Monday, March 16, 2009

Contest Time!


Don't think we've rolled one of these out in a while Hey, we're rolling these out on consecutive weeks but so caption this pic of Adebayor and Arshavin and win a guest post.

Okay, you don't get a post just for submitting, only the best caption wins.

According to blogger, that's a 'large' sized pic. I'm thinking the Google coders have tiny penises (No, really, that's six inches). Anyway, click on the pic to get a slightly bigger view. It helps to get a better sense of how ridiculously the height difference is.

Or just check it out in its original context at the Daily Mail. Also scroll down for a pic of Cesc Fabregas checking out the b-cup rack on Clichy's wife.

23 comments:

Keith said...
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Goat said...

I'm not impressed. If you look closely, you can clearly see Ade's lips moving.

Whizalen said...

EA: hey guys, look, an oompa-loompa!

Precious Roy said...

Keith: Yes. We'll roll both out at the close of shop tomorrow.

So, you've got until noon (EST) tomorrow on this one. Then you get two winnars.

Worst. Caption. Ever.

Nathaniel said...

EA: I've found Mr. Tumnus here at the back of this Wardrobe!

Just my first impression...

Mike said...

"Say hello to my little friend!"

Kopper said...

"Next thing you know, you're pinned to a sophomore named Chip."

The Fan's Attic said...

Unfortunatley, Willy never was able to reverse the Wonkavision effect.

Erotic Tangerines said...

Allow me to introduce you to my manservant Nick Nack, Mr. Bond.

Bigus Dickus said...

Adebayor: He may look small but it's what you do with him that counts.

Matt said...

Adebayor: "Arse really wasn't kidding with this whole "youth movement" thing..."

phil said...

"We don't have the heart to tell Wenger he's not really twelve."

Mike Georger said...

I'll admit I used the city treasury to fund the murder of my enemies. But as Gabbo would say, `I'm a bad widdle boy.'

dallen said...

So...Arsene wants me to star in the game, write the feem toon, sing the feem toon...

I got a idear

Mr Adebayor is a naughty man
Do do do do do
He's gone and scored another goal
Do do do do do

I'll be so good for the English League!


I hope you guys watch Little Britain.

Andrew said...

Note: Further discrepancies in size can be witnessed in the post-match team shower.

The Fan's Attic said...

Hey guys, Michael Jackson is in town, we should hide Andrei.

Keith said...

Artist's Note: Adebayor drawn to scale. Arshavin actual size.

Matt said...

Ee's goin' to be me Elf on St Paddy's Day, so ee is

/Adebayor fakes crap Irish accent

Saint Patrick said...

I can't believe Arsene signed me up for this big brothers/big sisters crap.

Ben said...

Andrei finally found something larger than his sense of self-importance.

jjf3 said...

I wish I had something original for this, but no such luck...all my topics have already been hit, and possibly better...

phil said...

+1 to Ben.

Precious Roy said...

And we're closed.

I'll get LB's winner from last week and we'll post both either later today or with Backpasses tonight.

Thanks for playing. No really, thanks... about 3-4 of these made me laugh out loud.