Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Quick Throw: Robinho Should Have Signed With Manchester United

Late breaking news, but it appears Robinho may have signed with the wrong Manchester football club, you know the club that throws parties where girls are allegedly raped but the players receive no punishment, yeah that one. Mr. I-want-to-visit-home-so-I-am-walking-out has been arrested on suspicion of sexual assault stemming resulting from an alleged attack in a Leeds nightclub.

Ah yes, the nightclub, the downfall of many footballers.

3 comments:

BackBergtt said...

I like the headline from the article. "Robinho held over 'sex assault' ". Sex assault sounds a lot funnier than sexual assault.

Late breaking news this evening ... *shuffles papers*... it appears Manchester City star Robinho has been arrested over a nightclub bustup. Robinho reportedly entered a Manchester nightclub and unleashed what has been described by onlookers as a 'veritable sex assault that shocked both body and mind.' Thirty three club goers are dead, and the local magistrate has stated he will seek life imprisonment for the suspected assaulter.

And all of a sudden Stevie G's story is a ghost!

Jacob said...

Did he take the bus to Leeds?

Magnakai Haaskivi said...

Robinho kind of reminds me of Manny Ramirez.