Either We're Pretty Good at This, Or It's Really Easy

Could be some of both, but again we totally nailed five of this weekend's matches in our EPL predictions. (Suck it, Barclay's... okay, I'm just bandwagoning on that.)

Anyway, this is about the only fun left in the league, because the league itself, it's pretty much over. And that after we're just past the halfway point. Fucking Man U. The only remaining drama is the battle for fourth place. Everton and Citeh are going to vulture as long as the Reds manage to continually draw against lesser sides. Of slightly less importance is whether Grant can continue cobbling together winning sides to snatch second place, while the Gunners suddenly look way too vulnerable on the backline with Eboue and Toure kicking it old skool in the Crib of Civilization.

If schadenfruede is your thing, there's the possibility that there is even more unraveling to be done at the Toon, enough so that Newcastle threatens relegation. And really does anything strike less fear in an opponent than a Magpie?

Answer: Yes, a Wanderer.

But hey, get a Schlitz dropped on you by Man U, no worries just lead with a bit on your official blog about how cracking your junior side is.

Whatever, at least the trophy won't have to travel this season. Oh well, there's still beer.


Stuck The Landing

Sunderland 2-0 Portsmouth

West Ham 2-1 Fulham

Bolton 1-2 Blackburn

'Boro 1-1 Liverpool

Arsenal 1-1 Birmingham City 


We Dyslexia Heart (Right score, wrong order)
Tottenham 0-2 Chelsea
Reading 1-3 Villa

Horseshoes and Hand Grenades (Our predictions in parenthesis)
Everton 1 - 0 Citeh (3-2)
Derby 0-1 Wigan (0-0)


If it's much worse than this, what does it really matter.
Man U 6 - 0 Newcastle (3-0)