The re-appearance of Kelvin Koogan from behind the rock he was hiding is becoming a very strange story. Stranger by the hour. I have just finished watching a video on the BBC website. Mr Koogan says that he has not watched a football match since leaving Man City. Hmmm....Someone better fill him in on what he's missed!
Kelvin old chap. Here's a brief list of players you can expect to come across. Just remember that Albert has retired and Leeds are no longer a 'big club'.
Christiano Ronaldo - Fast twat
Nani - Dodgy-haired twat
Chimbonda - French twat
Fabregas- Flamboyant twat
Walcott - Teenage twat
Agbonlahor - Unpronounceable twat
Nicky Hunt - Nasty twat
Robert Earnshaw - Ugly twat
Andrei Shevchenko - Old twat
Michael Ballack - Useless twat
Wayne Rooney - Chav twat
Javier Mascherano -Argentinian twat
Nemeth - Forgotten twat
Carlos Tevez - Short twat
Lee Carsley - Fat twat
Elano - Tricky twat
Andy Johnson - Diving twat
Freddie Ljungberg - Bald twat
Joey Barton - Violent twat
Dimitar Berbatov - Overrated twat
David Bentley - Underrated twat
Robbie Keane - Irish twat
Jermaine Defoe - Unwanted twat
Ashley Young - Expensive twat
Robbie Savage - Twat twat
There you go Kev. I think you will be alright now. Oh wait...Maybe you should watch some games......yeah maybe alot of games...Good luck now....(under breath) You'll need it!
-Bigus
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2 comments:
I'm impressed that you only used each twat once.
Wait, what?
Twat! :)
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