The Church, the Bible, Kaka and you

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In a story that still makes no sense, Kaka's being quizzed by the authorities in Brazil about his link to some crooked church leaders.

Kaka, the current FIFA World Player of the Year, is deeply-religious and donates close to a million dollars a year to the Reborn in Christ Church, whose founders have been steadily siphoning church funds and donations to buy mansions in the US and Brazil.

Of course Kaka's not involved in the smuggling, but I dare say his sizable contributions inspired God to pull a few strings for him in the talent and success department:

Fucking bastard.