Thursday, January 17, 2008

Taylor Twellman Needs a Drink

Taylor Twellman is hitting a rough patch. In 2007, he completed his most productive season in the league since his rookie year, and he was all ready to test the waters in England. And what happens? Last week, New England Revolution rejected Preston North End's $2.5 million transfer bid for Twellman, and he was understandably pissed off about it.

Now we find out, Twellman and his wife Lindsay are filing for divorce. The two married in 2003 and had been dating since high school (awwwwww!). No word on how they are going to split up the stash of unopened Kick Medic boxes sitting in their basement.

So if you're in the Boston area this weekend, give Taylor a call and invite him out for drinks. He could probably use the company. Maybe you could go to a Harvard bar and, I don't know, fuck up some smart kids.

6 comments:

The Fan's Attic said...

Is that the guy from Dawson's Creek?

Not that I ever watched that show.

Precious Roy said...

Hi, I'm Taylor Twellman and I'm a giant douchebag.

Oh wait, I'm actually an undesized douchebag.

The NY Kid said...

Wait, Taylor Twellman is Philip Rivers?

Spectator said...

I'm pretty sure I played beer pong with Twellman in college, or at least a dude who looked exactly like him.

JT said...

Every frat house has a dude who looks like Twellman. His face is ubiquitous.

Amisk8er said...

Twellman is not done... How many weeks/months was he out and he comes back and scores in his first 3-4 games... He's still got plenty of goals left in him... fuck the naysayers cuz they don't mean a thing...