Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Confederations Cup Liveblog: Spain v. USA



Running late - let's get this mother going!

No time for subtext, Dr. Jones... LB jr had a doctor's appointment this morning (he's fine), and we're ready for the off.

Big question: how can the US stop this Spanish team scoring? I still love the whimsy of their anthem.

LINEUPS:
SPAIN (4-1-2-1-2): Casillas - Capdevila, Puyol, Pique, Sergio Ramos - Xabi Alonso - Riera, Fabregas - Xavi - Torres, David Villa.
Subs: everyone else

USA (4-2-2-2): Howard - Demerit, Bocanegra, Onyewu, Spector - Clark, Bradley - Donovan, Dempsey - Altidore, Davies.
Subs: everyone else

Vuvuzelas at the ready!

Preamble: It's going to be a long day down the flanks for the US. Capdevila and Ramos LOVE to get forward, and the two guys in front of them, Riera and Cesc, are no slouches with the crossing either. Spain need to keep their shape and hope that the speed of the US team doesn't cause too much havoc in the space the wing-backs vacate.

And we're off!

1 min: Xabi Alonso has some time to spray passes around before it works wide left with some lovely one-touch passing. Riera's low cross is sidefooted away by Gooch.

3 mins: Pressure down the US end, naturally. Cesc gets bundled over by Bocanegra, and the Spaniards take it short. Fabregas has his cross deflected, and as it loops toward goal, Howard does the safe thing in tipping it over. Spain take the corner short, but Xavi's delivery doesn't find his man and a foul in the box gives the USMNT a breather.

Then the US break well down the left, with Altidore winning a corner off Puyol as he tries to square the ball into the middle. Corner doesn't come to much.

5 mins: Landy goes into the book! Seriously, an unfair call, but as 7 EPL players found out last season, you don't fuck with Xabi Alonso as it gets you stamped right into the ref's book. The two arrive at the same time for a loose ball, but Xabi gets the shit end of the contact and the ref rushes for his book. Before that, Casillas nearly screwed up a clearance to put Xabi/Landy in that situation, coming out of his box to shin it clear.

Then he does it again! The Spanish offside trap looks as effective as the Maginot Line (yeah, UFers, I read our email thread from this morning).

7 mins: CHARLIE DAVIES BICYCLE KICK ACTION! Bright start for the USMNT, who are playing with the proverbial "nothing to lose". Getting round the back of those wing-backs is always going to cause problems. As Altidore gets clear in the box wide right, he finds his man on the overlap and the cross reaches Davies in space 12 yards out, but he can't do anything more than bicycle it instinctively and it 's always heading wide. Still, I'm impressed with their fearlessness thus far.

9 mins: Screamer from Dempsey 18 yards out, but it's juuuuust wide of the post. Lots of confidence in all-white thus far today.

@The NY Kid - you don't get to explain the Maginot Line to us. It was rubbish and patently didn't work. Much like Sergio Ramos on defense. Or Damarcus Beasley anywhere on the pitch.

10 mins: Bradley loses Fabregas for a moment, and the mohawked milquetoast volleys from 25 yards, but it's always going over the bar despite the late dip in trajectory.

JP and Harkes are gushing over the USMNT so far, and rightly so... just as they gush a little extra, Spain go close themselves! Torres lurks at the back post and gets to a low cross before his marker, but it's always going wide. Dangerous for a second, there.

@The NY Kid - keep going until you're red in the face, mate. The Line was rubbish.

13 mins: USMNT trick of the day: longballs over the top for Altidore and Davies to chase, chase, chase. Not a bad gambit considering Ramos will always be further downfield, and Puyol's a bit old and thus, the chance to Vidic him (as Torres/Gerrard did during that 4-1 game at Old Trafford, oh yes) is definitely there.

15 mins: A Sepp Blatter sighting! Does anyone else hate him as much as I do? To a man, the least likable person involved in the beautiful game, with that crook Jack Warner a very close second.

Bradley's searching for Davies up the middle, but his pass is too strong. Still, nice to see 'em asking questions of that Spanish backline. After all, it's only human. They're prone to mistakes.

Offside flag goes up against David Villa as he's a step too quick in pursuit of a pretty-looking cross by Ramos. The USMNT are defending a high, high line, which is troubling considering the pace Spain has up front. There's being aggressive, and being foolish. Might be straying towards foolish with that line.

17 mins: ESSENTIAL TRUTHS WITH JOHN HARKES, Pt. 1 of many: "The US is not New Zealand." Indeed they are not. Do you say that because it's not 3-0 already?

Fuuuuck me, close for Spain. Somehow, Torres is completely unmarked in the middle as Onyewu and Bocanegra leave him a nice 10-yard circle of room in which to operate. He gets the ball, turns and shoots, forcing a good save from Howard, but then the linesman flags for offside. On the replay, he was on. C'mon, officials! First the Landy card, and now this. One thing is certain: that high backline is gonna be mauled if they don't switch it up.

@EbullientFatalist - no clue why they seem to think Sergio Ramos is a physical player. He's Spanish! Surely Bornstein could have handled that.

20 mins: Donovan tries to get Davies through on goal when he maybe should have taken a shot, and Spain clear. They break up the left via Villa, who gets to the touchline again and cuts it square, but one of those tall Sequoia-looking motherfuckers in the middle gets it clear.

21 mins: Donovan learns from his mistake 60 seconds ago, cutting in from the left, dribbling freely up the middle and shooting from 20-odd yards. It's wide of the post, but you knew that already.

In a flash, it comes right back down the other end, and some sloppiness from the US gives a couple of scoring chances for Spain... the move ends with Riera dragging his shot across the face of goal from a narrow angle.

Demerit clears another low cross from the left wing. While the US midfield is holding its own, the backline is awfully bunched up, allowing plenty of space for overlaps down the flanks. That, coupled with their dangerous offside trap being so high up the pitch, and I fear the worst. Still, as long as Spain stays scoreless, I guess you could call it successful.

24 mins: Riera looks for Villa in the middle, but Onyewu is there to knock it behind for a corner. Xavi to take.... he plonks it right on Onyewu's forehead and it's cleared, but only as far as Capdevila, and Spain get another corner as Fabregas lurks looking for the ball over the top. It's taken short, and kinda wasted. Once they hoof it upfield, Puyol fouls Davies at the halfway line to give his defenders a breather.

A NOTE OF THANKS: seriously, you guys are great for coming to UF during all this USMNT hullabaloo.

27 mins: GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL.... IN YOUR FACE, LA LIGA! What a move by the Villareal and Xerex reject Jozy Altidore... maybe the Spaniards will give him a run out when the domestic season starts again. The striker gets a yard of room in the middle to spin off Pique with his hip, leaving him for dust, and his shot is right at Casillas, who can only parry it in off his post with Puyol trying in vain to get back. Nice goal, that. What say you folk? Spain 0, USA 1

Well, that was something, wasn't it? Altidore gets booked for taking his shirt off during the celebration, but he gives not a flying fuck. How will Spain respond? Dellacamera is talking about "panic", which is perhaps a bit much considering there's an hour to go. I do, however, fear the gushing from the likes of Galarcep come tomorrow morning... honestly, that worries me more than the US losing 4-1.

30 mins: Spain picks up right where they left off, crowding the edge of the area yet finding no clear scoring chances. Ramos floats a beauty to the back post where Villa controls first-time, but Spector is there to block the shot. Spain do win a corner, and then another one as Spector(?) heads over. Xavi delivers to a US player again, and the Yanks clear.

CLOSE FOR SPAIN! From a broken play, too. Looked like a foul on Bradley in the midfield, but Riera takes it, shoots from distance, and the block falls to Villa. He takes a step to try and get some room, but blasts it over the bar from the edge of the box. Still, Spain keep pushing up the wings.

34 mins: It's been all Spain since the goal, and there's always the danger of trying to sit back and camp on a 1-0 lead, especially when you're angling for the upset. Mustn't forget how to attack, USMNT... so far you're hoofing it right back to 'em. Onyewu stoops low to head it out for a throw after the 2,475th cross from the left wing. Torres is caught offside from the throw, and is incredulous. I kinda am too, as that's kinda impossible.

@Mike Georger - yes, somehow they did. The linesmen have been very creative thus far.

36 mins: Free-kick for the US some 30 yards out as Davies gets bundled over. Donovan puts in a lovely cross to the back post, and Dempsey steals the header from Bocanegra, who was much better placed, to put it over the bar. D'oh. Coulda, shoulda been 2-0 if we're honest.

Boy, how Spain is missing some physicality in that midfield. Too many fleet-footed stepover kings there. Xabi Alonso can't do it all back there. They'd give all the paella in Catalunya for Marcos Senna right now.

As I type that, Spain comes close again! Beautiful passing opens up the right wing for Ramos, and he is able to find Torres unmarked in the box. He can't control, and also looks to pass instead of shoot, giving Onyewu enough time to lean in and knock it away for a corner that Xavi promptly wastes.

40 mins: Nice play by Altidore, who is giving the Spaniards all kinds of trouble on the ball. Capdevila plays it left-to-right to Ramos, and as he tries to cut it in for Xabi Alonso, Jozy is there to intervene and he takes a hard foul from the Liverpool man.

Seriously though: I know Altidore is still a bit rough around the edges and all, but why won't a Spanish club let him play? Is their racism still that bad over there?

Hard to keep up right now; Howard comes out of his area to clear the ball before Torres can reach it, and then Spain get a free-kick (didn't see what happened). Xavi tries to be clever and play it right across the edge of the box, but Donovan clears. It doesn't go far, and Spain set up another assault that almost pays off. Altidore gives it away and Villa gets it on the right via a lovely through-ball... his low cross for Ramos is denied at the last second by Bradley's hard challenge. Trying times for the USMNT since the goal -- they're defending on their heels and hoofing it clear every time, allowing Spain to reset and try, try again. Surely they can't hold the 1-0 lead?

45 mins: The Great Assault on Howard continues... this is becoming as lop-sided as that Assault on Precinct 13 (although Denzel did have some weapons eventually). Torres jinks inside his marker with ease on the right side of the box and shoots low with his left peg, forcing Howard to save with his calf. The ball bounces up and teases David Villa, who fouls as he tries to nudge a header goalward for one of the three Spaniards waiting at the back post.

One minute of stoppage time. And it's quickly gone.

HALF TIME: Spain 0, USA 1
Well, that was unexpected. The US are playing very well so far, at least in terms of scoreline. 25 minutes of positive, attacking football gave them the goal, and the final 20 have brought an avalanche of nearly-theres for the World's #1 team. Desperate defending at times, but Howard's goal remains unravaged by that scary assemblage of goalscorers in red shirts.

Thoughts?

And we're back. My fingers are tired, but this game has lived up to my wildest dreams thus far. The Spaniards are quite flimsy in the midfield despite all their wonderful playmakers, and the USMNT are taking advantage.

Thanks also for the thank yous! Without you lot, we'd be nothing.

Bourbon glass = refilled
Plate of Nachos = refilled

And here come JP and John for more truthiness.

46 mins: Nice, ESPN. You missed the kickoff due to commercials. Had to squeeze one more Mike's Hard Lemonade shout-out in, didn't you?

47 mins: Donovan is, much as it pains me to admit, having a good game. Causing problems on the wings. His latest cross is blocked out for a corner, which he takes himself. It's a good delivery, and Dempsey tries the diving header, pushing it over the bar with Xabi Alonso's boot in attendance.

48 mins: Torres gets space out wide right and floats a dangerous cross to the back post, but Howard's there to punch it out for a throw. From the throw Villa gets some space to shoot, and it takes a wonderful diving save from the Everton man to keep it out. Corner, Spain... they take it short and Xabi Alonso has a crack from 25 yards, putting it just over the bar. Second half has begun much like the first ended.

49 mins: MAYBE A PENALTY BUT ALMOST CERTAINLY NOT! Onyewu came forward and left Demerit all alone to deal with David Villa up the middle. Villa tumbles in the box with Howard coming off his line, but he was always falling over.

50 mins: Spector does well to head yet another Ramos cross away from danger, but he hoofs it right back to the Spaniards and Xabi resets the attack. It's sloppy, but effective, defending from the US to keep their 1-0 lead. Sergio Ramos has set up camp on that right wing.

51 mins: Xavi has room to shoot in that space between Bradley/Clark and Onyewu/Demerit... his shot is deflected out for a corner that amounts to nothing.

Another corner for Spain as Spector blocks Riera's run and cross. Xavi takes it short and Villa gets it, controls it and volleys from a tight angle, but Howard plucks it out of the sky.

Harkes is right for once: every time the US clear, they give it right back to Spain so they can attack again. I'd say that the US has maybe enjoyed a minute of possession so far this half.

53 mins: As I type that, Donovan springs Davies down the right, but his cross is too long for Altidore.

54 mins: ANOTHER PENALTY FOR SPAIN BUT NOT REALLY! Looked like Xavi took a tumble, though in an offside position, under pressure from Donovan. On the replay, it looked like Landy did barge the tiny midfielder down, but the whistle remains quiet.

Riera has a crack from 20 yards, turning neatly inside Spector and shooting wide of the near post with Howard across to cover.

@J - no live feed of the Showdown in Chinatown, sadly. Fear not, as we have a quartet of correspondents there to do interviews, blog it, and also a UF first, some original video content! Stay tuned for Friday when we get the bulk of it up on the site.

57 mins: Howard saves well again from Villa, and the last minute or so has been all down the other end. Altidore's physicality wins the US a corner off Capdevila. Donovan to take...

... he floats it in to the middle, looks like Pique headed it clear, but it falls to Ricardo Clark who volleys it from 25 yards into that proverbial cliche, Row ZZ.

Thought: when will the US get their unfair red card? Soon?

59 mins: For all the shots on goal by the European champs, the US have survived to the hour mark with their 1-0 lead still intact. Squeaky bum time forthcoming.

Pique tries to get free up the right wing, even though he has no business doing so, and Bocanegra picks his moment to put a foot in and toepoke it back to Howard.

60 mins: The 10,118th corner for Spain. Xavi botches it again! Under pressure from Donovan, Xavi then gives up a throw-in. Breather for that US backline, but only for a minute.

61 mins: Wonderful shot by David Villa! Spector loses the ball from the throw-in, and Villa shoots just wide of the post from 20 yards.

NOT A PENALTY FOR THE US! The ball is hoofed forward and Altidore has time to control it. He wants to shoot from a narrow angle, but Puyol is there to tidy up.

63 mins: Villa's been rather wasteful today, missing with another effort and then failing to release Torres up the middle with the goal beckoning.

Ramos puts another cross in that finds Villa in the middle. He leaves for Riera who is galloping in behind him, but Spector's there to block. Assault on Precinct Howard continues.

65 mins: Seriously, are Spain going to score or what? The Siege continues as Howard makes two saves in quick succession, from Sergio Ramos of all folk, and then with the defense bunched, Ricardo Clark makes a tremendous block to keep out Ramos again. The US look exhausted, but still, their goal is virginal.

67 mins: Fabregas takes way too much time on the ball, cutting inside from the right with just one to beat. He dawdles an awfully long time before chipping a rather soft cross into the middle, and Donovan is there again to head it clear.

Del Bosque has had enough: Fabregas off, Santi Cazorla on. A true right-wing option now emerges for Spain.

68 mins: Torres is frustrated once more as the cross is too short and too soft for him to get to, and Bob Bradley's making changes himself.

69 mins: Subs for the USMNT: Charlie Davies off, Benny Feilhaber on. They need that midfield help to keep their shape. Parking the bus now becomes the obvious option, and I am stunned that 20 minutes stand between the USMNT and a massive, huge, enormous fucking upset. To be fair to Spain, they've been rather unlucky too, but that's nitpicking at this point. The US are defending like titans in the face of all this pressure.

70 mins: Donovan has room on the right to try and deliver a nice cross. He doesn't, particularly, though Dempsey does get clattered to the turf by Puyol as the ball comes in. No whistle.

If you're Del Bosque, what do you do subs-wise? Two more to make... David Silva? Sergi Busquets? They need some speed, and Riera is clearly exhausted and settling into that below-average form that he found with Liverpool after Christmas.

71 mins: Xabi Alonso's pass out right is too strong for Santi Cazorla to reach, and it's a USMNT throw-in. Then, Spain get to attack again, but Demerit is there to block off Torres from getting control of the delivery. Tremendous defending by Demerit again.

74 mins: GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL... and I cannot believe it! US strike again on the break! You can hear Harkes laughing in the commentary box as he moves away from the mic. Feilhaber gets it wide right as Altidore breaks up the middle... Sergio Ramos displays some absolutely shocking defending in controlling the ball and teeing it up for Clint Dempsey, who is right there behind him to nip in and tap home with Casillas a million miles away. Pique hugs the post, hoping for the ground to swallow him whole. Ramos is incredulous. Unbelievable! Spain 0, USA 2

77 mins Sorry the update is a little slow... having a spot of technical difficulty at my end.

Mata is on for Albert Riera, and he wins a corner off Spector. They do nothing with it again as the defense holds. Feilhaber then bundles down Santi Cazorla, but Villa puts the free kick right into Howard's arms. For all their bluster and pace, Spain is not really creating too many clear-cut chances. Villa and Torres have been well controlled by Spector, DeMerit and Onyewu today. Unbelievable stuff.

80 mins: Xabi Alonso has another crack from distance after Mata's cut in from the left, but Howard parries it away. All Spain still, and still nothing to show for it. They're lining up in the 6-yard-box for a chance to touch one home, but the US are holding firm.

85 mins: SORRY FOLKS! My computer is struggling under the weight of all these Spain shots on goal. Conor Casey replaces Altidore, and the Spanish assault keeps coming up empty. Capdevila heads over from an offside position, a couple more difficult chances, and then the inevitable... US RED CARD! They have to be consistent. He goes in late and low on Xavi, I think, and the ref shows a straight red. Bit harsh, that, and a tarnish on their titanic performance.

From the free-kick, Onyewu is there again to impede David Villa.

86 mins: The pattern continues: Spain cross, US deflect/head clear. Spain cross, US deflect/head clar. Spain cross, US clear.

Final sub for USMNT... the tireless, peerless Clint Dempsey off, replaced by Jonathan Bornstein.

88 mins: Time to start discussing the end of Spain's almost-record unbeaten streak and winning streak?

89 mins: Pique gets a yellow card for Chelsea-ing the referee. Respect the Ref = not dead just yet! Conor Casey chases the ball into the corner and looks to hold off Capdevila, but he can't. Spain break again up the left, but David Villa, who's been rather selfish and rubbish today in equal measures, is offside. Will this cut his price tag enough so that Liverpool can buy him on the cheap?

Three minutes of stoppage time.

90 mins: THE BUS IS PARKED! Epic defending at the back by the US today. This time, Howard skips off his line to rob Mata who was lurking at the near post. Today, the little pigs' house was made of brick, and the Big Bad Spanish Wolf was left a-knocking at the door.

I don't know how much credit Bob Bradley can take for this; simply put, his XI showed up today. I eagerly/not-so-eagerly await the USMNT soundbites after the game.

90 mins + 2: Still a whole lot of nothing from the selfish douche, David Villa. Seriously, he's been crap today. 40 seconds to go! Alexei Lalas has enough time to jerk off to completion before the live feed cuts to Bristol, CT.

FULL TIME: Spain 0, USA 2
Wow. Just, wow. Have a drink tonight, fellas, as you earned that one. Not only did they successfully defend, albeit desperately at times, against that frightening Spanish attacking corps, but they took their smattering of chances when prompted and made 'em count. Just, wow.

I repeat: wow. Holy fucking wow.

Thanks for playing along, folks. Gush at will! You've earned it! A stupendous, phenomenal win by the US today. We can kinda ignore those blips last week v. Brazil and Italy, not entirely mind you, but somewhat. Beating Spain counts at atonement, right?

Also, sorry the updates got a little slow at the end there. My computer was literally dying.

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EbullientFatalist said...

Yeah, LB, good job.

Jacob said...

Steve Nash.

Not Baron Davis.

That's all I got.

Unknown said...

@Steve- It wasn't a serious question; I'm just absolutely terrified of Torres (and Villa).

J said...

U.S. needs to force Spain to play some defense... U.S. defending well up the middle but the wings are virtually being given a free lane

Unknown said...

i gotta think Leandro Barbosa has a little Brazilian Selecao in him.

phil said...

Can you imagine some of the NBA and NFL guys as footballers?

Unknown said...

There was that video of him taking a penalty with a basketball against Shaq (who saved it, I might add).

Unknown said...

Matt, i figured, and I agree about Torres and Villa.

MoonshineMike said...

@Matt - an excellent exercise.

BackBergtt said...

Evgeni Malkin is the best Russian soccer player alive.

Sculptor?!? said...

Um, are you all talking about the post on Style Points this AM?

Unknown said...

so, Lio Messi was created in a transformer explosion?

J said...

Can Howard block these horrible VW commercials from entering my living room?

Unknown said...

USSoccer says that today's ref was the italy/us world cup match ref.

The Fan's Attic said...

well jason kidd was pretty good at the showdown last year. barbosa played well too iirc. should be interesting this year if chris bosh shows up. wonder how a 7 footer looks on the football field? we might get a better idea.

Luton13 said...

damn those companies are reason enough not to use rosetta stone

Tuffy said...

Will Rosetta Stone help Tim Howard communicate with his back line?

cjdomer04 said...

JP and Harkes are not the worst options for ESPN. We could have a return of Alan Hopkins or bring Lalas into the booth.

Luton13 said...

@tuff i read that as black line meaning gooch

Sculptor?!? said...

Boot to the head for Dempsey. Did it knock any sense into him?

EbullientFatalist said...

Ohhhh, Tim Howard!!

Unknown said...

another great save. wow.

Sculptor?!? said...

@EF: at this point, Timmy can have MY babies.

Unknown said...

As an aside, did anyone read Jonathan Wilson's article on Brazil in the Guardian today?

Luton13 said...

i wont feel safe in this match until connor casey makes an apearance

Sculptor?!? said...

Gods. How are they going to keep up this kind of defence for the next 40 minutes?

Unknown said...

well, it's definitely apparent we still need a solid central midfielder.

J said...

Anyone know if there is a live feed for the Showdown?

phil said...

Wow, Howard is fucking incredible.

J said...

beautiful pass, horrible cross

EbullientFatalist said...

If Spain doesn't score, its due to luck, not our defense. Still, if Everton were to shop Howard around right now, he'd command an impressive transfer fee.

Unknown said...

@Sculptor- Your guess is as good as anyone's, I think.

J said...

Fab sees everything

BackBergtt said...

Thats a penalty

Rich Forsyth said...

besides that play, David Villa has been too selfish in the way that Landon has not been enough. That pass he could have made to Torres a few plays back show he wants to be the man.

Unknown said...

If we get pushed back any farther, all eleven players are going to be standing in the mouth of the goal.

EbullientFatalist said...

Cesc out wide is an interesting tactical choice.

Unknown said...

What are the shots on goal going to be? 141 by Spain?

Unknown said...

if anyone (like me) even momentarily questioned the howard over guzan move, there you go

Sculptor?!? said...

I think I'm in love with Timmy Howard.

The NY Kid said...

I'm making up T-shirts that say "I'm gay for Timmy Howard"

Unknown said...

If this game had taken place three years ago, we'd have a Tim Howard Facts page pop up.

Unknown said...

Howard: twins, triplets, whatever. We can be the new TLC show - Timmy and G plus 8 if you want.

/fangirling

Luton13 said...

we need some sort of offensive sub, we can't hold the line for another 35 minutes

Tuffy said...

It would really change things if the US scored six more goals, Spain had all their passports revoked, and Jesus returned to Earth. Just so you know some of the possible game-changers.

Unknown said...

just made my love for Timmy Howard official. made myself a fan of his on FB.

Luton13 said...

@tuffy well jesus is catholic so i am sure he will wait for spain's move

Sculptor?!? said...

Wait, how is Donovan "one of the leaders on this team"?

Unknown said...

wow, people on the BBC live text are actually praising US tactics. unreal.

phil said...

Counterattack fail from USA.

Note to Bobcat "Goldthwait" Bradley: Charlie Davies is not a winger.

The NY Kid said...

@Sculptor - only by virtue of seniority, as he has been playing for the USMNT for approximately 37 years now

Unknown said...

@Steve: On BBC tv too. Very surreal.

strong like bull smart like tractor said...

Villa is scaring the shit out of me every time he touches the ball.

Unknown said...

@Steve- really? what are they saying? I thought the Brits hated the "soccer" of their former colony. Maybe LB can clarify

Coolbreeze said...

Better question than when the unfair red card comes -- when will Bradley make his first terrible sub choice? Maybe time to bring on an extra striker?

hockalees said...

Spain looks like a team that believes they will score. I would feel a lot better about our chances if THEY were showing any signs of frustration.

EbullientFatalist said...

I need a Feilhaber in my life.

Unknown said...

Feels so inevitable with the possession percentage.

Unknown said...

@Cowden:
From andresmora on 606: "Is Fabio Capello watching this game? He could certainly pick a few tips on how to play against Spain..."

Unknown said...

30 minutes. baby jesus.

strong like bull smart like tractor said...

Brilliant tackle by DeMerit there.

J said...

@G: That's because it is... this scoreline can't hold if the U.S. is going to give them all but the 6

phil said...

@ EF: That would be an excellent choice, which is why Bob will bring on Connor Casey.

Sculptor?!? said...

@NY Kid: Heh. I suppose I deserved that.

Howard is looking rather like a superhero.

BackBergtt said...

How can nobody on the Spanish side take a fucking corner? It's like I'm watching a full Liverpool team.

The NY Kid said...

Davies passing FAIL

Unknown said...

Nice dive Dempsey.

Howard MVP of MVPs.

BackBergtt said...

Watch them take Torres off.

Unknown said...

wow that had to have been a certain goal if not for Ricardo.

strong like bull smart like tractor said...

@Georger - I thought Liverpool WAS the Spanish National Team. You've got Torres, Alonso, Reina, and that Gerardo fella. Why isn't he playing today?

Unknown said...

BBC tv commentator wants to have Demerit's babies. Totally impressed with him.

Sculptor?!? said...

I just wish the US would stop giving up so many chances. Howard is getting far too much work out there, even for a superhero.

phil said...

Sam Allardyce would be very proud of the anti-football from the US right now.

The NY Kid said...

he's busy remaking the "Rico Suave" video

BackBergtt said...

I'm going to snap a retina rolling my eyes at Cesc for that shit cross. GET OFF THE FIELD YOU OVERRATED PONCE.

Unknown said...

seconding G, BBC loves DeMerit

"Jay DeMerit adds another £5m on to his price tag with a brilliant block to deny Albert Riera, before Tim Howard saves Cesc Fabregas's low shot and then Sergio Ramos's near-post drive. US are under serious pressure here."

"Tell you what - I wouldn't be surprised if Real Madrid bid £45m for Jay DeMerit after this - he's been monumental tonight. Another fabulous bid of shadow defending means David Villa cannot latch on to a through ball - it's textbook stuff from JdeM."

Sculptor?!? said...

Um, why is Bradley taking Davies off the pitch?

First Derivative said...

Thanks guys, I'm stuck at work and following the liveblog.

BackBergtt said...

Davies is black? When did that happen?

phil said...

Holy crap, Bob made the right sub. I swear he's been taking lessons.

Unknown said...

@phil: You leave Big Sam alone man. Kept my team up, didn't he?

J said...

What is this pos-ses-sion?

EbullientFatalist said...

Pins and needles, pins and needles.

Luton13 said...

@sculpture couldn't say it better myself

BackBergtt said...

Nice dive Clint.

Lots of acting from the Americans today, not a good thing.

MoonshineMike said...

No US shots on goal this half. Nice work, that's the US we know and love.

The NY Kid said...

Man, Gene Hackman looks pissed

Unknown said...

@Ebullient Fatalist- I hear Pig Man from PCU yelling that whenever I read those words.

BackBergtt said...

Pig Man ... PIG MAN!

Coolbreeze said...

There's still time for Conor Casey

Sculptor?!? said...

That was lovely by Demerit.

Unknown said...

time for altidore to come off. no hussle from him recently

Tuffy said...

Harkes isn't in shape for a semifinal match; he keeps tiring out late.

J said...

YESSSSSSSSSS!

The NY Kid said...

if we win this 1-0, Jozy doesn't ever have to hustle again

Unknown said...

OMG! GOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

EbullientFatalist said...

DEMPSEY!!!

Sculptor?!? said...

Dempsey, I take it back. You gorgeous bastard.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tuffy said...

I HAVE RIPPED OFF MY SHIRT AND GIGGLED LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL IN AN ESPN BROOM CLOSET

The Fan's Attic said...

so long as Beasley doesn't come on, the US has this in the bag, right? i mean every game beasley has played in the US has lost and every game he hasn't played in the US has won.

this logic works right?

BackBergtt said...

WOW

Luton13 said...

i can't type my jumping!!!

The NY Kid said...

I just fainted.

J said...

Follow the run to the post kiddies!

Email us at said...

DEUUUUUUUUUUUCE! Goal-crappo!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Anonymous said...

GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BackBergtt said...

Gonna nip the biggest upset in soccer ever in the bud right now. Meaningless tourney and Greece was far worse.

Unknown said...

I- What? Um- YESSSSSSSSSS! What poor defending though.

phil said...

GOOOOLLLLLAAAAAAZZZZZOOOOO!!!!!!!

OOO-SAH, OOO-SAH, OOO-SAH!

strong like bull smart like tractor said...

Did that really just happen? Good god, Sergio Ramos is useless on defense.

Unknown said...

Ramos totally forgot Dempsey was there. the look on his face at that moment is priceless.

Unknown said...

KEEP IT UP BOYS

Anonymous said...

When did Titus Bramble become a Spaniard?

The Fan's Attic said...

OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!

[pants]

OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!OOSAH!

[collapses]

Unknown said...

Dear BBC -, no, this does not mean Bradley is a good coach that has been doing well all along.

Mike said...

Can this actually be happening? Thank goodness its going to be on ESPN again later tonight.

Anonymous said...

+1 Mike Georger, Greece was far bigger.

Sculptor?!? said...

Honestly, I'm about to shit myself, I'm so torqued about this.

Unknown said...

I haven't been this excited since Portugal 2002.

Unknown said...

did everyone die?

MoonshineMike said...

Anyone want to take a flier on how much Spain is missing Iniesta? He's a beast in the middle, and him out makes them look disorganized.

The NY Kid said...

this is the best I have seen the US play defense as a team. EVAH.

Luton13 said...

i am still here, but on cloud 9

Unknown said...

Really? We've had 44% possession? Seems like a lot less.

The Fan's Attic said...

Maybe Del Bosque should have watched the Egypt match because Egypt tried this crossing stuff the US ate it up.

hockalees said...

10 minutes + stoppage... I can hardly stand this.

BackBergtt said...

I'm not letting myself get roped in to trusting this team agin.

J said...

fingers champed to first knuckle... lots of time left

phil said...

@ Georger: Good point. Furthermore, if we had played this way vs. Brazil, this wouldn't be such a big surprise.

But since we rolled over like a Bangkok bar girl for the Selecao, this shocks everyone.

BackBergtt said...

Capdavilla SUCKS

Anonymous said...

Feilhaber is a golden god.

strong like bull smart like tractor said...

Ooh, dodgy offside call, that.

Sculptor?!? said...

I'm even willing to overlook the idiot announcers at this point.

@Ef: nice, isn't it, to discover you still have a soul?

phil said...

Agreed, NYK. Never seen this team defend like this, though there's been A LOT of lucky bounces today.

Unknown said...

Moonshine- this is the first time they've looked that way, I think, and it's because of the Dempsey goal. No denying that Iniesta is one of the best players in the world, but his cover is more than good enough to beat us. We're ahead by luck and tremendous, tremendous defending.

phil said...

CONOR CASEY APPEARANCE!

What kind of pictures does that guy have of Bradley?

Sculptor?!? said...

Casey on the pitch. This could be, um, interesting.

/gets AED on standby

Unknown said...

So excited knocked my laptop over and it shut off. Go Boys - Go.

Unknown said...

and there it is. Can we do it?

Unknown said...

haha, take that Bradley!

/cries.

Luton13 said...

dude he wasn't offsides he was just a magic bald white fairy, let him run mr official let him run

cjdomer04 said...

Eurosport commentary - "USA SUB: Conor Casey, a big lump of an MLS striker, is on for Altidore."

Anonymous said...

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!

phil said...

Who do Adu and Torres have to fellate to get on the pitch?

BackBergtt said...

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY

Unknown said...

No WAY was that a red. Come on. Did we make some joke about the ref's mother or something?

Anonymous said...

terrible red, a yellow, MAYBE

Unknown said...

4 games, 3 reds. real disciplined squad we have here.

phil said...

I'm glad the coach's kid is around. He's now been carded in the last 3 matches in which he's played. Ass.

EbullientFatalist said...

Gooch is playing the game of his life.

BackBergtt said...

What defending.

J said...

Seriously, shouldn't they just play one half with the U.S. down to 10 in all international contests?

hockalees said...

THERE it is... the ubiquitous red.

The NY Kid said...

Bradely has a serious collection of cards. He is just completely undisciplined. It was a bullshit RC, but still.

Tuffy said...

About damned time; Dempsey stalled out 10 minutes ago.

Unknown said...

does the world feed not show cards live or something??

The Fan's Attic said...

soccernet gamecast guy:

88'I don't think I've eaten my words yet so I'll do so now - the US boys have made me look very silly.

phil said...

It's a tough red, but Bradley's starting to get a rep. The guy is completely careless and totally undisciplined.

The ref are going to watch him closer, and he has to know that, but instead, he goes sliding his happy ass all over the f*cking pitch. There's really no reason for Adu or Torres to be given serious consideration for his spot until he learns to not play like Joey Barton.

The NY Kid said...

that was ridiculous from Landon. FIFA should rescind that YC

Unknown said...

My stomach is a mess, like asking someone on a date as a teenager. 3 minutes boys. Come on.

hockalees said...

@Tuffy: agreed about Duece.

Stop the fucking diving Landycakes.

Unknown said...

Three minutes of stoppage time. Come on...

EbullientFatalist said...

Three minutes baby, three minutes.
Hold . . . HOLD . . .

Sculptor?!? said...

How much did Spain pay for the 3 minutes of stoppage time?

Tuffy said...

If this is the World Cup, Howard would have just received a boot to the face.

BackBergtt said...

I hope Del Bosque gets fired, the press is going to kill this team. All the good will they beat up gone in an instant.

EbullientFatalist said...

One Timmy Howard, only one Timmy Howard . . .

Unknown said...

@NY Kid- Landycakes ran into and dove on Villa, and the card was on Pique, so I doubt it's going to be rescinded.

Unknown said...

come on, come on.

agreed about Donovan. maybe he's angling to play in Italy?

Unknown said...

Interestingly, the BBC boys thought the red card would not be a card at all in premier league. Pointed out that we do have a red card streak that the refs know though.

Luton13 said...

@matt was that donovan's second?

The NY Kid said...

@Matt - ah, thank you. I missed that the card was to Pique for dissent.

Anonymous said...

I don't think Gooch can even piss in the desired direction.

Unknown said...

Robot Agenda- Landy slowly walked into Villa's shoulder during a dead ball and went down like he'd been shot. Pique got a yellow, probably for dissent.

BackBergtt said...

PAGINATE

EbullientFatalist said...

Here we are, less than sixty . . .

J said...

Gooch and Howard won this game

Sculptor?!? said...

i can't stand this.

Unknown said...

Robot- No call on Donovan.

Luton13 said...

its over!!!

Unknown said...

HOLY SHIT YES.

Anonymous said...

w00t! w00t!

EbullientFatalist said...

Now, let's all get our hopes up for next year.

Unknown said...

TWEET TWEET TWEET! My day is maaaaaade!

BackBergtt said...

I should feel good about this but I'm furious. I'm a bad bad bad Americuhn.

Unknown said...

woooo hoooo woooo hooooo

Luton13 said...

@matt cheers for the answer, stupid understand german since fifa killed all english feeds at the worse moment.

aww torres did someone kill your puppy?

J said...

This means we don't qualify for WC right?

Signal to Noise said...

OOH-SA! OOH-SA! OOH-SA!

The NY Kid said...

I'm exhausted.

EbullientFatalist said...

I expect performances out of Howard, but Gooch? GOOCH!? Wtf?

Sculptor?!? said...

@Mike: no you're not. If you wanted change for the team, we needed to lose. Unfortunately, this win will continue to 'validate' Bradley as coach. Sigh.

The Fan's Attic said...

this makes working late bearable tonight.

OOSAH!! OOSAH!!

epic.

epic fail for spain.

Unknown said...

LB, great job.

and, 400+ ladies and gents. well done.

Unknown said...

Holy crap that was sweet. How great would it be if the Confederations Cup final was USA - South Africa?

The Fan's Attic said...

oh and great job on the new comment record. i think we have beat the old one by a hundred or so.

DOUBLE PAGINATION BABY!

hockalees said...

OOO-SA OOO-SA OOO-SA

EbullientFatalist said...

@Sculptor: My soul emerged intact from this. Still incredible.

phil said...

Wow. Nice upset. Even so...

BRADLEY OUT!!!!!

Until Torres and Adu find the pitch over Casey and his thick Joey Barton clone of a son, he needs to go.

But a wonderful win, all told.

OOO-SAH! OOO-SAH! OOO-SAH!

hockalees said...

I can't believe the game that Gooch had... I thought the only way he was going to get Torres' jersey was by buying it online.

A very strong game from him, Demerit and Howard.

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