Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Caption Competition: When Jose met Phil


The Daily Mail, despite being largely rubbish, has done well with this scoop showing Jose Mourinho meeting with Phil Neville and a "friend" (I'm guessing it's a translator... for Phil, not TSO) in a Manchester hotel last night.

It obviously wasn't a menage a trois, but what exactly was it?

The best way to figure it out is a good ol' caption competition... well, more of a dialog competition. What are these two talking about?

Give us your best efforts and win yourself a guest post, and maybe a soccer book or two if I can find some that haven't been mercilessly cliff-noted and underlined.


9 comments:

Keith said...

Jose: So you're saying that the Neville brothers were raised by wolves, and speak no language whatsoever?

. . .

Does he understand us right now?

Faceless translator: Only the word "wolves," oddly enough. . .

Neville (thinking): BACON!!! IT'S BACON!!!

Precious Roy said...

Phil, £50, I can make this man's head explode solely with my gaze.

gramesy said...

Jose: "Tell him that his family will be released, safe and sound, after he puts the ball in the back of Edwin's net on Wednesday."

gramesy said...

Oh God, Phil hasn't played for ManU in years. I'm mortified by my stupidity. Although, maybe my caption is still funny if you imagine that Jose somehow thinks that Phil still plays for them. Yeah, that's what I was going for.

c0rrine said...

um, i could make a bad pun about blue-balling but i won't ahahahaha

Bigus Dickus said...

Phil:If Gary and Sir Alex knew i were ere like, they'd be pissed!

Jose: Zo you are not ze one who play for Manchester? Stupido! (slaps translator)..I said the United one and you bring me the ugly retard reject one.

Bigus Dickus said...

Translator: Special One, meet the special one.

The NY Kid said...

Jose: (Why won't that stupid roofie work?)

jjf3 said...

Jose: Phil, take a really good look at that red circle on your friend's sweater, the one he can't see right now. You will now tell me everything Gary has told you after practice today, or, well, such is life...it's your choice, Phil. You know Mr. Alex never really liked you, Phil...

but it's YOUR choice...