Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Where has he been??????


The re-appearance of Kelvin Koogan from behind the rock he was hiding is becoming a very strange story. Stranger by the hour. I have just finished watching a video on the BBC website. Mr Koogan says that he has not watched a football match since leaving Man City. Hmmm....Someone better fill him in on what he's missed!

Kelvin old chap. Here's a brief list of players you can expect to come across. Just remember that Albert has retired and Leeds are no longer a 'big club'.

Christiano Ronaldo - Fast twat

Nani - Dodgy-haired twat

Chimbonda - French twat

Fabregas- Flamboyant twat

Walcott - Teenage twat

Agbonlahor - Unpronounceable twat

Nicky Hunt - Nasty twat

Robert Earnshaw - Ugly twat

Andrei Shevchenko - Old twat

Michael Ballack - Useless twat

Wayne Rooney - Chav twat

Javier Mascherano -Argentinian twat

Nemeth - Forgotten twat

Carlos Tevez - Short twat

Lee Carsley - Fat twat

Elano - Tricky twat

Andy Johnson - Diving twat

Freddie Ljungberg - Bald twat

Joey Barton - Violent twat

Dimitar Berbatov - Overrated twat

David Bentley - Underrated twat

Robbie Keane - Irish twat

Jermaine Defoe - Unwanted twat

Ashley Young - Expensive twat

Robbie Savage - Twat twat

There you go Kev. I think you will be alright now. Oh wait...Maybe you should watch some games......yeah maybe alot of games...Good luck now....(under breath) You'll need it!


-Bigus

2 comments:

The NY Kid said...

I'm impressed that you only used each twat once.

Wait, what?

Bigus Dickus said...

Twat! :)