Wednesday, June 10, 2009

UF After Dark: Federico Macheda Is Officially A Footballer Now

Manchester United young star Federico Macheda may have scored the goal against Aston Villa that saved United's title winning season this year. But, the young Italian striker did not become a professional footballer until he bagged his first WAG. (Note: Kiko may have already bagged a few WAGs already, but this is the first I am seeing any news of WAGtion for the young guy.) UF has secured a few candid photos of Macheda's WAG.

So, who is the young lass who has captured the Italian's heart? Well, she's a Scouse model and promotions girl with a size FF bra. And, she's older. She's 18, which is older than Macheda. And before I forget, she's quite the wordsmith. From her Myspace page:

dance n rnb n hip hop, roooobieeee williams TILL I dieeeee !!! AND
FUNKYYYYYY TOTALLLLYYY ROCKKKKK MYYY SOCKKKSSSSS LOVE TO BE BOPPIN AND JUMPIN IN
TWN WIV MY GIRLSSSSSS TILL 6AM WITH DA FUNKY BLASTINNNN !!!! WOOOOOO COS LETS
FACE IT WE GET ALL THE GUYSSSSSSSS MY GIRLSSSS R STUNNNNINNNGGGGG
!!!!!!

Indeed.

These two young lovebirds have a story for the ages about how they met. It was love at first click as Macheda first saw her photo on Facebook and poked her requested to be her friend. The rest, as they say, is history or at least IM caches.

Anyway, the photos I have culled from the intertubes below, which I know is all you are really interested in right now.







































16 comments:

ΓΌ75 said...

Phwoar! It's like a ONTD_FB post, but for dudes.

Teeknuts said...

I really can't deny that her GIRLSSSS R STUNNNNINNNGGGGG

amy said...

hey, ONTD_FB is way classier than this!

i don't know why, but all of these pictures make me sad. girl, you're 18, you've got your whole life in front of you. there's more to life than being a playboy bunny wanna-be.

Nathaniel said...

New Jersey called...

The NY Kid said...

She looks...smart.

Mike Georger said...

Five years away from being Jackie Tyler

epiblast said...

FUNKYYYYYY TOTALLLLYYY ROCKKKKK MYYY SOCKKKSSSSS LOVE TO BE BOPPIN AND JUMPIN IN

What?! Is that even English?! I must not be retarded enough to read this.

EbullientFatalist said...

This is why I don't want a daughter. Her parents must be proud.

Still, yes.

phil said...

YEAGA BAWMBS!!!!!!!!!

I'm with Nathaniel. New Jersey called, they'd like their look back.

EbullientFatalist said...

@phil: when I read "yeaga bawmbs" out loud I lulzed. Thank you.

Where the fuck is Wirral?

c0rrine said...

haha ewww i can appreciate some hotass but this girl ain't itttt, she's a 6.3/10 at most, viva sarah brandner ;)

Whizalen said...

I'll apologize in advance to our female readers

my wife and i had a boy seven weeks ago. We live right by a university. Whenever we see slut bags like this one, we whisper into his ear, "no matter how much fun you think she'll be, she'll give you a disease"

If I can have ANY influence on his decision making..

EbullientFatalist said...

@whizalen: What you whisper in your kid's ear (Big congrats, too!) is actually the school motto here at FSU.

The Fan's Attic said...

Then Whizalen whispers in his newborn son's ear while the wife isn't around, but if you must just double bag it.

amy said...

messed up....

The Fan's Attic said...

who? me? i concur.