UF After Dark: Macheda is Now Fred-Ex

Well, since we veered toward unhealthy in our pursuit of online information about Sophie Houghton as she stapled herself to Wag-dom, we figured we should follow-up with this tidbit.

She's single again. And so is Federico Macheda (apologies for the Anglicization of the name in the post title).

The former dumped the latter as it appears he used his status as a good-looking, young, rich footballer to pick up chicks while on vacation.

We are stupefied.

Don't worry Sophie, you're only 18. You've got plenty of time to continue starf'ing and attention whoring.

Anyway, to apologize for a slack weekend we'll leave you this eye candy along with a promise that things will pick up around here on the weekends once the calendar rolls closer to August 15.

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UF After Dark: Derby County FC Finally Scores

So far here at UF we've introduced you to Eva Roob and Danny Mountain, both former football players who turned to pr0n to make a buck. Now, thanks to one of our most dedicated readers (you know who you are!), we are very proud to show you even more football pr0n....






These are stills from the latest straight-to-Internets video titled "I'm Looking for My Balls" (not making that one up!). The video features English pornstar Kieran Lee (but not this Kieran Lee formerly of ManU), who isn't a Derby County player, but he is from Derby, England and does wear a Derby kit throughout the video, including during the, uh, action. Way to show your support for the team! We're guessing that he learned a thing or two from former-Derby County manager Paul Jewell.

More pics after the jump. No actual nudity but still NFSW. Although, we've saved the really raunchy pictures for our personal collection.










Punchline: For once the Rams give it to someone else in the ass!

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UF After Dark: Sophie Houghton Is The Gift That Keeps On Giving

I'm not gonna do much exposition here because there is so much material I don't know where to begin. See that above, that's a Myspace message from Sophie to her amore, Federico Macheda from last night. Flawless logic if you ask me.

I also learned that Sophie was Miss Intercontinental Liverpool this year. It does look like she received high marks in school according the Miss Intercontinental webpage. And, she considers herself bisexual according to her a Myspace profile.

It also turns out Sophie has two other Myspace pages. After the jump, more pics, a lot more pics. More to come tomorrow as well.

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UF After Dark: Federico Macheda Is Officially A Footballer Now

Manchester United young star Federico Macheda may have scored the goal against Aston Villa that saved United's title winning season this year. But, the young Italian striker did not become a professional footballer until he bagged his first WAG. (Note: Kiko may have already bagged a few WAGs already, but this is the first I am seeing any news of WAGtion for the young guy.) UF has secured a few candid photos of Macheda's WAG.

So, who is the young lass who has captured the Italian's heart? Well, she's a Scouse model and promotions girl with a size FF bra. And, she's older. She's 18, which is older than Macheda. And before I forget, she's quite the wordsmith. From her Myspace page:

dance n rnb n hip hop, roooobieeee williams TILL I dieeeee !!! AND
FUNKYYYYYY TOTALLLLYYY ROCKKKKK MYYY SOCKKKSSSSS LOVE TO BE BOPPIN AND JUMPIN IN
TWN WIV MY GIRLSSSSSS TILL 6AM WITH DA FUNKY BLASTINNNN !!!! WOOOOOO COS LETS
FACE IT WE GET ALL THE GUYSSSSSSSS MY GIRLSSSS R STUNNNNINNNGGGGG
!!!!!!

Indeed.

These two young lovebirds have a story for the ages about how they met. It was love at first click as Macheda first saw her photo on Facebook and poked her requested to be her friend. The rest, as they say, is history or at least IM caches.

Anyway, the photos I have culled from the intertubes below, which I know is all you are really interested in right now.

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