Thursday, June 11, 2009

UF After Dark: The Greatest Day in the History of Football?


We are, as always, merely following in the footsteps of our BFFs Dirty Tackle and ONTD, but seriously.... WTF? Cristiano Ronaldo's day included: (1) transferring to Real Madrid for a world record fee and (2) shagging Paris Hilton, of all the people in this world.

Mind boggling. But in some ways, it also makes perfect sense. Which just makes it all even more mind boggling.

So there you have it. The Cristiano Ronaldo transfer covered from every single angle, from high brow to low brow. This is why we love football.

10 comments:

The Fan's Attic said...

the star marks the spot where the devil's spawn will come from right?

phil said...

The union of Paris and CRon's nether regions = gonerherpasyphilaids

jjf3 said...

The virus that will ultimately kill off the human race just got a chance to re-combine. Here's hoping it doesn't get it right this attempt...

Mike Georger said...

One drop of superaids ... and you're dead.

Spectator said...

At first I thought the blurry bit in the first pic was to cover up Little Cron, but then I realized it was just to protect some innocent dude who happened to get into the shot.

EbullientFatalist said...

This isn't surprising. I'd much rather see pics of Paris snuggling up to Ribery.


Or Puyol.

The NY Kid said...

@EF - don't you sic that tramp on my Franck!

Also, I am pretty sure a Paris-CRon love-child would be one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Spectator said...

@NY Kid: Love child would definitely have 666 on his forehead and "O Fortuna" would constantly play in the background wherever he/she went.

Sarah said...

I don't think "love child" would really be the right term in that situation.

phil said...

I think Sarah's right. "Love child" just isn't the right descriptor.

I think "fuck trophy" might be the better term.

Yet another accolade in CRon's storied career.