This guy is a better defender than Claudio Cacapa

If this keeps up, he's going on a hunger strike, which would probably put the pie vendors at St. James Park out of business. Now, there's no shame in giving up six goals to Manchester United's fearsome attacking triumvirate. Unless, of course, you have a fan base with delusions of grandeur, an owner who thinks the club should be in the Champions League, and a backline that was revamped this summer for the express purpose of not getting embarrassed. Who would have thought that Titus Bramble would have the last laugh?