Thanks to the magic of late reporting, we learn that Barcelona's midfield marauder Deco got busted for drunk-driving almost 2 weeks ago.
He was pulled over while driving in the city, and thanks to La Vanguardia, it is reported that he blew a .35, far above the .25 limit.
Impressive work, sir.
While I imagine that playing in the Nou Camp with all superstars is an intoxicating experience, I had no idea it would translate to this.
What's the punishment? A fine of up to $886 and a three-month suspension on his license.
Maybe Ronaldinho can drive him to work until this matter blows over.
After the jump, some video highlights of Deco [and no, none of them involve him driving].