Thursday, April 9, 2009

What is Yooour Brazilian Futebol Name??


My destiny

If there was ever any doubt that the internet is a serious place utilized, optimized, and inhabited by serious people offering important tools for success in modern life, then allow us to present to you BrazilName. Don't be put off by the minimalist design-- function clearly takes precedence over form-- just enjoy the output... you won't be the first (by press time, the page has roped in some 5.9 million visitors. Can UF get them over the Six Million mark? SIM!)

So check out some of our names (after the jump), then go get yours and we'll see who's destined for Seleção Brasileira glory.


Let's see how clever y'all are... can you match the BrazilName to UF'er?

(Good looks to Bigus on the images)


His favorite Brazilian is really a Croatian...




No Lucas, but awkward and scrappy when necessary...




Really, he's just an uglier Garrincha...




Wants to vacation with Corinne on a Brazilian beach...




Not much of a stretch here. The yellow suits him (relatively speaking)...




Perhaps he'll be trading in his drink of choice for some Cachaça...






20 comments:

Spectator said...

Spectatão Pau!

The Fan's Attic said...

I like my name when you type in "The Fan's" and "Attic"...I am....


THE FIMO!!!!

Otherwise know as First In, Middle Out. It's a new accounting craze.

phil said...

Eu sou Mayeto!

EbullientFatalist said...

Je m'appelle "Rollisco."

Sounds like a transnational shipping conglomerate.

Sarah said...

I'm Sarão da Costa. Sweet.

The NY Kid said...

I am...

KECA.

jjf3 said...

I get to be either Joildo or Josisco. Not sure which one I like less...

Steve said...

Stevildo or Greca...

Mike Georger said...

Georgeado, but that was obvious

So going with Bulk Vanderhuge, I got Vanderhugardo

With Blast Thickneck, I got Blaça, which sounds mildly racist and bold.

With Punch Rockgroin, I got Pinhosa .. that one doesn't follow.

Teeknuts said...

Knutsao, a wonderful combination of Norway and Brazil

@Georger What about Thick McRunfast?

Kopper said...

Kneel to Koppaldo!

jjf3 said...

just for fun, I put Blackburn Rovers in there and got Blackbito. That sounds oddly racist, though not in any really identifiable way...

jjf3 said...

Oh, and Sarah, you've clearly gotten the coolest name so far - congrats to you...

Goat said...

Goinho, which just looks funny. Clearly, though, it should be Chabra a la Pato.

Goat said...

Actually, that should be Cabra. I guess my Portuguese is a little rusty.

Keith said...

Kea. Which is kind of a lame Brazilian name.

and the Villa is Astildo- which sounds suspiciously like what United gave us on Sunday.

/was traveling that morning, but yes, I saw the open thread. We'll beat BlueScouse, I'm certain

Lennon's Eyebrow said...

I got "Eyebraldo"

Bosingwa should think about adopting it.

David said...

I got Hanssinho or Hanssisco.

machine gooner funk said...

mines benjamaca

machine gooner funk said...

my boy whose balding at 25 his name came back baldo. and my other boy named adam got adildo ha