Watch Out For The T-1000 Diego

Brazilian, former Werder Bremen star, and soon-to-be Juventus player Diego was caught by the German rags cutting a rug with Sarah Connor. It was during Diego's going away party on Sunday.

Connor is actually not some militaristic survivalist but a German pop-singer formerly married to American Marc Terenzi. Interestingly, Diego and Marc look quite similar in John Stamos-guido way.

Diego.

Terenzi.

Diego was likely still celebrating his club's German Cup (DFB-Polkal) win on Saturday.

It's always disconcerting seeing Germans in large groups before people on balconies

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What is Yooour Brazilian Futebol Name??

My destiny
If there was ever any doubt that the internet is a serious place utilized, optimized, and inhabited by serious people offering important tools for success in modern life, then allow us to present to you BrazilName. Don't be put off by the minimalist design-- function clearly takes precedence over form-- just enjoy the output... you won't be the first (by press time, the page has roped in some 5.9 million visitors. Can UF get them over the Six Million mark? SIM!)

So check out some of our names (after the jump), then go get yours and we'll see who's destined for Seleção Brasileira glory.


Let's see how clever y'all are... can you match the BrazilName to UF'er?

(Good looks to Bigus on the images)


His favorite Brazilian is really a Croatian...



No Lucas, but awkward and scrappy when necessary...



Really, he's just an uglier Garrincha...



Wants to vacation with Corinne on a Brazilian beach...



Not much of a stretch here. The yellow suits him (relatively speaking)...



Perhaps he'll be trading in his drink of choice for some Cachaça...

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