Thursday, January 8, 2009

C-Ron Mangles Ferrari.

Christiano Ronaldo has driven his Ferrari into a wall, writing off the pricey toy. The incident happened at 10.20 am this morning in a tunnel under Manchester International airport. Ronaldo was unhurt and headed from the scene to United's training ground to prepare for Sunday's clash with title rivals Chelsea.

There were no other vehicles involved in the incident and an eye witness told reporters that the car just hit the wall. The left wheel came off the car on impact and was left 200 yards behind the vehicle.

Police will be questioning the star winger about the crash but he did pass a breathalyzer test at the scene. Team mate Edwin Van Der Sar was following behind Ronaldo in his Bentley and was at the scene when the police arrived. Ronaldo is said to have spent 2 million pounds on expensive sports cars since signing for United in 2003.

This is a tough one to explain for sure. What are the chances that he wasn't texting on his mobile?

Click here for video of the wreck.



phil said...

Is there any truth to the rumor that CR got out of the car, laid down, and began to scream until one of the paramedics was sent off?

Or that SAF has already decried this as typical mistreatment of his star? I mean, the Ferrari was obviously out to get him, to say nothing of that vicious wall.

bergkampesdios said...

I'm actually surprised he didn't drive it twenty feet over the wall.

The Fan's Attic said...

lucky he had all the hair gel to cushion the impact.

Mike Georger said...

He would've been fucked had he not slammed on the breaks right before he hit the wall, then slammed back on the gas, and ran right into Petr Cech.

Keith said...

. . .and then cried like a baby in the middle of the tunnel knowing his team just won the CL, and he didn't score the winner

Mike Georger said...

Man who cant differentiate between 'breaks' and 'brakes'

Micah Seymour said...

Would you give us a f@cking waring when you link that piece of shit rag?