(Click to enlarge; the absurdity is in the first paragraph)
We've been talking a bit about ol' Zinedine today in our emails (for reasons you'll soon see), and as part of the research, this popped up in his Wikipedia entry. An internet encyclopedia that virtually anyone can edit? Yep, a wonderful idea.
And if any of this was true, we'd love Zidane 1,000,000 times more.
[It looks like it's been changed back, but still: one giant leap for comedy.]