... but can Aloysius Snuffleupagus teach him the value of teamwork?
Hopefully this question, along with many more currently burning through my brain, will be answered shortly, with the news that Becks himself will be on Sesame Street. All my life, I've waited for this, and I'm sure Beckham has too. Years of difficult interviews and long words will be nothing compared to this veritable cakewalk. Let's hope he remembers the pinball number count.
After the jump, a preview video, and here's The Offside Rules with a much better picture. If they could recruit Elmo, it would be quite the coup. Finally, a defender more animated than Abel Xavier!