Friday Backpasses: Is there a possible Rooney-White Bread joke?

Wayne Rooney to be the face of white bread in England [Brand Republic]
Portland throw their hat in the ring for MLS franchise [MLS Rumors]
Inside look at MLS's international scouting [ESPN]
10 kids to watch in the EPL [Daily Mail]

Yay! More links follow

Nigeria tries to convince Marseille that there is no scam involved in sending Taiwo to China [BBC]
Adebayor too expensive for a move, signs contract at Arsenal. How does the EPL let players get away with wristbands like that? [Daily Mail]
Lilian Thuram forced into retirement when physical scuttles move; finds life-threatening heart condition [BBC]

And, finally:
Your UEFA Cup and Champions League qualifying draws. Think McClaren's chuffed?