Friday, October 17, 2008

The UF Score Predictions Generator went fishin'


The international break can be a real pain for the poor, hard-working UFSPG: EPL Model, so much so that he went on a fishing trip to Alaska. Man, it's beautiful up there, apart from its politicians.

But I digress. 2 weeks is a long time to go without being completely wrong about EPL scores, isn't it? Plus all those annoying, irritating injuries during internationals week (the worst idea this side of a Kath & Kim US remake), and the thought of Emile Heskey returning to Anfield. It's almost enough to make me pine for the days of rugby. But I digress.

Which way will the wheel spin this time? Magic 8-ball on PCP, do your worst.

2-1
0-0
0-0
0-1
1-0
3-2
1-2
0-2
1-1
5-1

There, that should do it. At least you know which scenarios to avoid when setting up your betting.

14 comments:

ü75 said...

5-1 is Newcastle-Man City. Obvs.

The Fan's Attic said...

I'm thinking Aston Villa-Portsmouth is going to be a 4-3 affair...not sure which way, though.

Ibracadabra said...

@ fan's attic

really? could Friedel and D James combine to concede 7?

I think 2-2 is more likely.

phil said...

2-1 had better be Spurs-Stoke. My liver can't handle another losing Saturday.

jjf3 said...

So you think WBA will nick a goal off of ManUre?

I'll be watching to see...

Mike Georger said...

it appears hes gone drinking sir

i predict heartbreak for pool tomorrow. thats right, a loss to fucking wigan. they cannot beat a robert the bruce led team.

Andrew said...

0-0 is Gunners-Toffees, as Arsenal show their French-influenced disdain for the game by passing beautifully yet refusing to score. Ils sont les enfants terrible maintenant.

Andrew said...

Is Beckham actually gonna be loaned out to Arsenal or Meeeee-lan? I mean, is it possible that in January I could purchase a David Beckham Gunner's jersey?

/terribly vexed

The Fan's Attic said...

i think neither villa nor pompey have very good defenses but both have good offenses, particularly villa.

Mike Georger said...

wow torres' woman is banging

ü75 said...

Open thread up.

ü75 said...

not enough nil draws. hmmph

The Fan's Attic said...

boy, couldn't have been more wrong about pompey-villa.

JT said...

So three correct scores? LFC/Wigan, Bolton/Blackburn and Pompey/Villa?