Check back after the weekend, we might likely have a story along the lines of "Unruly Fans Riot at Bolton."
"But Bolton doesn't have any fans" you say. Right, but officials have figured out how to bribe Boltonians to turn out to see the Wanderers take on Blackburn anyway.
Free Beer. Ah, pandering, you never fail, do you?
It's only for the first 1000 people, and it's only one pint. That's why people are likely to riot; not because they'll be drunk and unruly, but because they'll be sober and realize they've been duped to watching Stupid Fucking Bolton play soccer.
Friday, October 17, 2008
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