Monday, August 4, 2008

Ipswich? Hell NO!

Ipswich you say? Haaaaahaaahaa...NO!


Misfiring Portsmouth 'mistake' (6 million pounds from Preston NE) David Nugent is reportedly refusing to join Ipswich for 5 million. Nugent mulled over a loan switch last season and snubbed the bin men after refusing to make a decision, and now Ipswich have come back in for Nugent and offered 5 million. But the goal shy 'hitman' still refuses to join the Suffolk club... and who can blame him!



Nugent's reluctance to leave Portsmouth will frustrate Harry Redknapp as he has plans for that 5 million! Nugent played 15 times for Portsmouth and failed to find the target.

Nugent might not be able to buy a goal these days but apparently he is a man of refined taste.

You stay put until a half-decent side comes in David. U.F salutes you!


-Bigus

11 comments:

Andrew said...

You begin the week posting on a potential move between Portsmouth and Ip-them?

Hmm, sublime move to increase readership.

Andrew said...

Even when Spurs win, they lose.

Yesyesyes, signing Bentley may not be a "win" per se, but you get my drift.

Also, Arshavin wants to go to Spurs because he likes the way they play football?! He must enjoy not winning.

And yeah, I know I'm five days behind with this story.

Bigus Dickus said...

You under-estimate the number of our readers who enjoy nothing more than Monday morning posts about terrible teams and over rated strikers. Thanks for reading.

BerbaBent said...

Who do you supoport Andrew? Chelsea?

Andrew said...

@ berbabent: I throw my lackluster support behind Arsenal.

BerbaBent said...

Andrew: You have been winning trophies like crazy lately. 5-1

Bigus Dickus said...

One Mickey Mouse trophy certainly does not warrant the use of 'like crazy'!

BerbaBent said...

Bigus

I was referring to Ar***** lack of trophies

Bigus Dickus said...

I know, I could smell a hint of cockiness from you though!

BerbaBent said...

No cockiness here. Just pure hatred for all Arsenal. I feel you might understand considering you are the one who authored that piece on Ipswich town

Bigus Dickus said...

Oh I understand thee for sure.