Get Thee Ass To Central Park, Stat!

The Offside Rules is saying

Regardless of what your corporate overlord thinks, FCB will have alight rehab session at approximately 6 pm ET in Central Park's North Meadows Field and you're invited.

Here's a map of the park. Take your camera, get some great pictures and send them to us at unprofessionalfoul[at]gmail[dot]com.

And, there is this other thing at 5:00 p.m. today tomorrow benefitting Malaria No More. Supposedly, there are four-on-four games, with each team featuring a Barca player. I don't know how they are going to get from there to Central Park in that amount of time. I'm no NYCer but that seems like a long way. I'm an idiot. I didn't read the story close enough.