Friday Backpasses: AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH

I can't get the damn Blue's Clues theme song out of my head. Maybe if I got into a dressing room dust-up, I could be cured.

Nantes player gets kicked in the head, by his teammate [News 24]
Nigeria overrun by fake refs [Nigerian Tribune]
Why do the US Olympic unis not have a crest? [Soccer By Ives]
The EPL does not care about wheelchair people [The Sun]

And, finally:
An interview with Becks. Slightly more interesting than Brad Guzan [Sports Illustrated]