Wednesday, December 3, 2008

When bland and beautiful collide.

For the unaware, this is Gary Lineker:

[TFA's Note: This cannot be left out of any Gary Lineker story right now...below is Gary Lineker's "artwork" that is being auctioned off for charity.*

*Probably not actually Lineker's work, just his name.]

He's the England legend, the striker, the face that sold a billion bags of chips (I do hate that they're referencing Italia '90 there), and perhaps the dullest person on television.

Now this is Danielle Bux:

How the f*ck does Mr. Clean end up with Miss Naughty, Naughty Girl? Some things are perhaps best left unexplained, like their impending marriage, but it's worth taking a closer look at Danielle's latest modeling shoot.

As envious as their union might make me, it's hard to stay mad at the greatest English striker of all time. Still, I will try.

Looks so good, they'd make John Terry weep

A promising rearguard

Timed her run well, but unfortunately her boobs were offside

A refreshing approach to taking corners

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