Friday, June 6, 2008

"Cristiano Ronaldo Caught with Tranny Hooker"


Such a headline could make you rich should it come to pass. And should you opt to make one of the many Cristiano Ronaldo-specific prop bets on the Euro 2008.

Currently at Paddy Power you can get 100-1 if the Portuguese dive master takes up with a shemale. Those are the longest odds on the board. The shortest at 11-8 belong to "Miss a penalty" (hot tip: after the stutter-step he's shooting low and to his left).

It's probably worth noting that the bet is actually what C. Louganis will do first. Because really, isn't it a lock he'll hire the tranny to celebrate his leaving United for Madrid (which is looking closer and closer to a lock)?


The rest of the options read:

Booked for diving 2-1
Get sent off 9-2
Leave Man Utd 5-1
Score a hat-trick 10-1
Break a metatarsal 22-1
Marry Nereida Gallardo 50-1

More Ronaldo related fun can be found here where you can wager on which match he'll cry in first (although I reckon that 'round UF, this prop will draw way more interests).

"Cry" must mean actual tears and not the trademark crucifix-arms pose that he rolls into every time he's within 2 feet of the box because the best odds are on the quarter final, while the opener against Turkey comes in the longest at 12-1.

Oh, and in case there was any doubt over the world's easiest job, it's setting Over/Under on futbol matches.

5 comments:

The Fan's Attic said...

O/U for Winks: 6

Mike Georger said...

fwiw Marca is breaking that ronaldo has agreed a five year deal with madrid

they nailed the torres signing last year and are pretty good at this shit, heres hoping its tru

Precious Roy said...

Please fuck off to Spain you pansy.

I think I can appreciate his skill a lot more when the goals aren't tallying up for the Mancs.

Mike Georger said...

whats hilarious is ruud coming out and saying he wants ronaldo to come when their not getting along was a huge factor in him leaving in the first place
once a united douche, always a united douche

Goat said...

I thought he'd already been caught with a tranny hooker. His name's Anderson. Also, Marca has been reporting for the last two years that Cesc's move to Barcelona is imminent so they can fuck off.