Monday, May 12, 2008

Rooney in Vegas

Rumor has it (and by rumor I mean the Las Vegas Review-Journal) that Wayne Rooney will be having his bachelor party in Las Vegas on or about May 26 of this year.

The 22-year-old Manchester United standout is flying to Las Vegas on May 26 with 30 lads, including teammates and boxer Ricky Hatton. Rooney is getting married June 12.

Rooney and Las Vegas figure to be an interesting marriage. In 2006, his six-figure gambling losses made headlines, adding to his bad-boy reputation. Some fans have yet to forgive him for losing his temper and getting kicked out of a 2006 World Cup game that ended in a 1-0 win for Portugal.

Vegas, Rooney, 30 lads...sounds like a great idea. Let's just hope there are pictures of the donkey...and Shrek.

7 comments:

BerbaKeane said...

Wow. Rooney in Vegas. Gambling and whores, perfect town for him. That will be very interesting and I will watch this space as there will surely be stories to follow. Dirty Northern Mancs and Scousers running riot in Vegas.

The NY Kid said...

dammit - now I have "Hatton Wonderland" stuck in my head again.

MoonshineMike said...

If he had a brain, he'd head to South Beach where the trim is young, latin, and always female. But being on ManU, he lacks style and class.

BerbaKeane said...

Moonshine Mike makes a valid point yet for selfish reasons I am glad he will be in Vegas. Again, dirty Northern scum in Vegas will surely lead to Headlines

Goat said...

There should be a gathering of UF readers in Vegas, a "pants party" if you will, to coincide with Rooney's trip.

Precious Roy said...

Thanks NY Kid... I hadn't even realized I made it through the post without getting that in my head until you mentioned it. And now it's there.

Fuck.

MoonshineMike said...

goat, let's go to south beach instead, and be far away from the soulless, classless northern scum.