Friday, May 16, 2008

Germans Plan South African Naval Blockade

We should all be very afraid, wealthy German industrialists are scheming again. We know how that turned out last time. Five thousand wealthy Germans will be dropping anchor outside of Durban, South Africa during World Cup 2010. On a ship. For a whole month.

Actually, five thousand Germans hanging around watching soccer turned out pretty good last time.

1 comment:

Goat said...

I wonder if this will turn into something like the German nude airline: