Monday, April 13, 2009

Jon Oster enjoys a good weekend roast

Jon Oster: roaster

Sunday lunch is a traditional thing in the UK, whereupon everyone takes a trip to their mum's house for a leg of lamb or side of roast beef with all the trimmings. It can't be beat, both for the quality family time, and the superb English food. However, ex-Everton/Sunderland midfielder Jon Oster is a fan of the contemporary roast, which involves group sex, and he's been caught and charged.

It lends weight to the adage that you can take the midfielder out of the Mackem, but you can't take the Mackem out of the midfielder.

Oster, a married 30-year-old now ambling up and down the wing for Crystal Palace, is alleged to have taken a 19-year-old girl back to her home (yeah, she still lives with her parents) with one of his friends, where they groped her a while before his friend had sex with her. I'm not sure what Oster was doing during the second bit, but I'm sure that's what the court transcripts are for.

Police are investigating the allegations, and both Oster and his friend are out on bail until May.

Jon Oster used to be a hot prospect in the footballing world, until he got in brawls here and there, shot his teammate in the eye with an air rifle (prematurely ending his teammate's career), and began on the roasting trail.

Here's hoping his wifey is taking notes. There's some divorce money to be had!


EbullientFatalist said...

Roaster? I barely even know her!

I made the funny.

Sarah said...


phil said...

Once again, Cristiano Ronaldo fails to see the problem here and would like to note that FA officials are doing to little to protect him.

/EPL Talk.