Monday, September 1, 2008

Hey Big Spenders....


WOW WOW WOW....

Man City appear to have been taken over by a Middle Eastern company called Abu Dhabi United!

The ink is barely dry and City have launched an audacious bid to snatch sulky Bulgarian bench bum Dimitar Berbatov from under the nose of rivals Manchester United. A 30 million quid bid has been made.

How can we all keep up with the roller coaster that is Manchester City these days.
Former Thai President Trashcan Sinatra has managed to negotiate the new position of 'honoree President' at the second club in Manchester. Will this allow him to hunker down at the City of Manchester stadium and avoid jail time in his homeland? Questions, questions, questions!!

Like...Why did Manchester City sell Corluka to Spurs at the crack of dawn this morning if they just hit the jackpot with a budget that makes Chelsea look like paupers!

One thing is for sure it's an exciting time for the blue half of the City. The new owners have declared that City WILL be participating in the Champions League next season. Really? Next year? Well there IS seven and a half hours left to spend, spend, spend before the transfer window slams shut of City's nouveau riche fingers!
Tick, tick, tick...

-Bigus.

9 comments:

Mike Georger said...

no way in hell does he goto city. they accept a 30 million dollar bid, but at the end of the day he will be a united player for im guessing no more than 25 million.

Bigus Dickus said...

I'm with you Mike!

Goat said...

Soccernet is reporting that Man City put in an offer for David Villa and Mario Gomez. Apparently the new owners only watched Spain's Euro games.

Mike Georger said...

inler signed an extension with udinese. suck it arsene

Mike Georger said...

"U.S. star Bradley signs with Mönchengladbach"

theres no way thats a real team name

Mike Georger said...

when spurs sell him to united they lose all credibility in my eyes. after bitching and moaning about them tapping him up, and now having other and likely better offers on the table, if they cave rather than let him rot on the bench they are complete cowards. especially now considering 'allegedly' they have not given united permission to talk to him, yet he is undergoing a medical.

Mike Georger said...

ugh. what a joke both spurs and united are. talk about overpaying, at least city managed to force united financial hand when theyre already in a shitty situation. hopefully this leaves fatass rooney as the odd man out

and chelsea got outchelsead. absolutely hilarious.

Andrew said...

Robinho to Citeh. Hilarity ensues.

Andrew said...

I thought Milner for 12mil was inflated, but Berbatov for 30? Hey, Zeus!!

What will Citeh fans do now that they have actual talent going forward?

And Arsene makes no moves? Should've. Maybe he's waiting until Jan., Mike.