Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Hot Rumor: Keegan axed/quit

Honestly, is anyone surprised? The guy will quit over anything, it seems.

Soccernet, Georger's favorite place to get entirely accurate information on anything football related, is reporting that Keegan is definitely gone from Newcastle. Though, at this point, they are updating this same article about every 10 minutes or so, so who know how it will read by the time you click.

My theory? He was up in arms over Ashley illegally drinking a beer at the Emirates this weekend.
Such law-flaunting has never set well with Koogs.

5 comments:

Mike Georger said...

its not official until theres a picture of the manager sitting in the passenger seat of their car texting someone. so in this case, its official.

how the hell did he get that beer anyways? if its banned why is it being sold in the stadium? he clearly didnt brownbag it

ü75 said...

He didn't get to be a billionaire by not being able to figure out how to get what he wants.

/double negs FTW!

Mike Georger said...

i would guess theres probably booze in the luxury boxes somewhere.
personally i love that there are gambling advertisements in the stadiums (up to date odds at old trafford on their digital boards) but you cant drink. its bizarro land

Bigus Dickus said...

The guy knocks back a beer? So what people..You need more than one to stomach Newcastles football anyway!

Mike Georger said...

hey look, espn has backtracked on the story.
who the fuck knows though what is going on