Tuesday, March 3, 2009

That's a lot of pain for such a club

Ah Tottenham. We like to make fun of you on these pages. Every once in a while The Likely Lad will show up and try to defend you, but that often just makes it worse. Still, we don't get as mean as we could, because at some point beating a dead horse is not as fun as it used to be.

Today is not one of those days.

Consider yourself duly warned that what we are about to link to is as vile and disgusting as it gets.

From the, well, oddballs at ONTD comes a bevy of images all showing the same thing: shirtless Spurs getting tattoos. You know you are in trouble when the first image of the post is of a pasty and pliable Robbie Keane.

See? Not pretty.

Anyway, there are plenty more on there including one groups shot that shows just how short Aaron Lennon is in real life. Go look. And when you're done with that, I have another treat for you.

That one bloke in every picture seems to be the proprietor of New Wave Tattoos. Betcha didn't know that he has a Myspace page. I didn't either until I clicked the link at the bottom of the post.

Some of the winners from that page.

So, why is Homer Spurson wearing a pink shirt?

You should probably eat a sammich, Craig Bellamy

Male trampstamp, complete with bloody runoff

A Yid? Really?

I don't know what to say


The Fan's Attic said...

i like how the cock in the last pic has balls under its chin.

Mike Georger said...

Goddamnit Pepe Reina is awesome. And that was a blatant handball in the box.

Mike Georger said...


What a fucking header by Stevie to set it up.

Mike Georger said...

Or if you listen to soccernet
"his cross finds Gerrard, who heads for goal badly - unsurprisingly given how small his forehead is "

Jesus fucking christ they're anti liverpool bias is going too far. That was clearly a pass to Ngog, not a shot. Fuck you soccernet.

Andrew said...

Arsenal finally score goals. Three goals. If only we could give one of those over the previous matches . . .

/filth flarn' filth

Sarah said...

And Bendtner scored two of those three!

Of course, he did miss a couple of other chances, just for old times sake.

Andrew said...

Bendtner scoring record reminds me of the kid in college who doesn't hook-up with a girl for a year, but then ends the dry spell by having a coke-infused foursome with ZTAs.

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha "oddballs"

ΓΌ75 said...

You are welcome.