In an impressive display of national unity, a catfish decided to symbolically show its support for the German national team... by sucking.
And this being a catfish, it cost him his life.
A catfish was found dead in a Bavarian canal having choked to death on a soccer ball. The 6-and-a-half-foot-long fish was floating lifeless on the surface with a blew blue and white soccer ball lodged in it mouth.
Police first responded, "Holy shit, that's a huge fucking catfish," then settled down to release the following more prosaic statement: "Whether the fish was caught up in soccer ball fever in the aftermath of the European championship and hence snapped at the ball can unfortunately not be determined," police said in a statement.
German humor, only slight less bad than the German National Team's recent performances in the finals of major tournaments.
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
German Humans Not the Only Ones Sucking At Futbol
Posted by Precious Roy at 12:30 PM
Labels: Fish, Germany, Precious Roy, sucking
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7 comments:
Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up?
Dat's the joke
Twelfenhampoospur
Now that's funny!
Don't you think 12th is a little optimistic for Spurs?
Depends on if they've got Dmitar or Crouchaldinho as their top striker.
needs more Girls Gone Grabblin'
Soccer Ball Noodling
What a fascinating syncresis.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noodling
That's funny, usually it's Ronldo holding his ankles for summat.
/I'll be here all week
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