Thursday Backpasses: Mouth open, but no ideas come forth

As the joke goes, isn't it about time to put Van Nistelrooy down? [Soccernet]
Ronaldo needs Drew Rosenhaus to help him out [Guardian]
Capello fancies himself the gourmand [BBC]

And, finally:
Eric Wyanlda, never one to keep his mouth shut, weighs in on Donovan's possible move back to Germany [Goal.com]