Saturday, November 15, 2008

Saturday Open Thread


After last week got chopped in half by the election, this week sure felt pretty long. At least to me. Anyway, the weekend is here and dammit, there are some games to watch. EPL, SPL and Norwich's schedule after the jump.

All times 10.00 EST, unless noted

Stupid Fucking Bolton-Liverpool (7.45)
Arsenal-Aston Villa
Blackburn-Sunderland
Fulham-Tottenham
Manchester United-Stoke City
Newcastle-Wigan
West Ham-Portsmouth
West Brom-Chelsea (12.30)

Norwich-Swansea

Falkirk-Motherwell
Hibernian-Aberdeen
Inverness CT-Hearts
Kilmarnock-Dundee United
Rangers-St Mirren


62 comments:

Bigus Dickus said...

What's with the full SPL listing?
Up the City!

ü75 said...

I care,that's what.

ü75 said...

So, is Kuyt unstoppable now, or what?

Bigus Dickus said...

Thank god he's not a jock :)

Bigus Dickus said...

Shocking Keeping at OT. Me Nan could have save that.

Bigus Dickus said...

Your Sister is your Mother.
Your Father is your Brother.
Your Auntie is your Lover,
The Ipswich family, da da da doo.

Anyone else here?

The NY Kid said...

Bigus - sign 'er up!

Bigus Dickus said...

S.A.F wouldn't go for that Kid. Injury prone, trick hip.

The NY Kid said...

hmm.

too old for Wenger. not Portuguese enough for Big Phil.

Liverpool it is!

The NY Kid said...

well fuck me. that was some shambolic defending.

Bigus Dickus said...

Where , when, who, how? I am watrching United v Stoke while listening to Norwich.

The NY Kid said...

ball bouncing around in the 6, cleared out only far enough for Ashley Young to corral it and get fouled by Theo in the box.

Almunia stops the PK and Gallas clears it.

Bigus Dickus said...

Random Result Ep 1: Hereford are beating Cheltenham 2-0.

Bigus Dickus said...

GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL.
Lupoli!!!!!!

Norwich 1 Swans 0

Get in Arturo my little Italian stud!

Arturo Lupoli, Artuuuro Luuuupoli.

ü75 said...

Looks like Riley has settled down and gotten his head in the game. The first 20 were touch and go there. The penalty was a correct call, but the yellow on Fabs--well, he should actually touch the guy before you produce a card.

Bigus Dickus said...

In some places you'd get arrested. Any babies on for the Arsenal?

The NY Kid said...

the babies are still in the nursery for now. But Bendtner looks like shite, so maybe...

ü75 said...

Just Walcott, who still qualifies, I think.

Bigus Dickus said...

Carrick just put the ball out for a throw instead of giving a corner then said "oh shit" to himself. lol. The freak Delap threw short.

Bigus Dickus said...

We have a female lino at Carrow Road and she just saved us with an offside flag as the Swans had the ball in the net. Gawd bless ya darlin.

ü75 said...

I thought they only did that here and Brazil.

Bigus Dickus said...

Random result Ep 2: Hartlepool 0 MK Dons 2

Bigus Dickus said...

Nope U75. Don't you remember Newell bashing this chick and making comments about female officials? Cost him his Luton job.

She is a LinesMAN. Weird eh?

The NY Kid said...

I absolutely love the way that Gabby Agbonlahor plays the game

The NY Kid said...

ManUre - Blackburn
Arsenal - Burnley

in the next round of the Carling Cup

Bigus Dickus said...

Ah CRAP. Swans have scored. 1-1. We suck. This season we have redefined the Oxford English Dictionary's definition of 'mediocre'.

United score, Carrick. 2 nil. Thumped it.

ü75 said...

GOAL Aberdeen! Despite being played off the park, Darren Mackie nets for the Dons in the 40th. WOOOOOOOOO

Bigus Dickus said...

Random Result: Grays 1 Oxford United 0

Mike Georger said...

damn, only overslept by three hours

'Arsenal's senior team have failed to live up to the standards set by their kids, drawing 0-0 at home to Aston Villa at half time.'

what does that even mean soccernet?

Bigus Dickus said...

Histon 0 Kettering 0

The NY Kid said...

I fully expect Bigus to start giving us the scores of J-League matches next

Bigus Dickus said...

Norwich are now loing 2-1 at home to Swansea. My anger at another piss poor performance is threatening to explode in an almighty scream. WTF.

JT said...

Heurelho Gomes is the most hilarious goalkeeper ever.

LOVING IT

Bigus Dickus said...

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 1-3. That's it. Roeder has to go. He has had the money, rebuilt the team and we are still crap. ROEDER OUT!!!! Largest crowd in the division watching us lose to Swansea f**king City.

JT said...

Bigus: don't check your email. Our mutual friend is after you.

Sorry for your losses. Still plenty of time left. Come on Canaries!

Bigus Dickus said...

This season is dead. I am miserable.

Bigus Dickus said...

Goal.2-3. Let me just say that again.

I am miserable..waiting...

The NY Kid said...

vela for bendtner, thank goodness

ü75 said...

2-1 Aberdeen now. Being outshot 11-4. Hold on, boys.

Vela on at the Emirates. When will we see the last of Bendtner?

ü75 said...

Crap. 1-0 Villa

The NY Kid said...

clichy OG. ouch

ü75 said...

Scotland updates

Falkirk 1-0 Motherwell
Hibs 1-2 Aberdeen
ICT 0-1 Hearts
Kilmarnock 2-0 Dundee United
Rangers 2-0 St Mirren

ü75 said...

Divin' Andy Johnson scores another for Fulham 2-0.

Bigus Dickus said...

That guy is a disgrace. Football sucks today.

ü75 said...

Time to turn off the TV.

The NY Kid said...

well fuck me then. gabby ends it for villa

ü75 said...

What's the UEFA Cup going to be called next year? I don't remember, but Arsenal are going to find out. Horrible stuff today.

The NY Kid said...

truly poor play. At least we can start Ade again up top, because Bendtner is a waste. I think it's time to sit Denilson too.

ü75 said...

I'd take Toure back for Silvestre as well.

ü75 said...

Frazier Campbell on fire for Spurs. Scores to bring Tottenham back within one.

ü75 said...

St Mirren scored late, but Rangers prevail 2-1. Falkirk win 1-0.

ü75 said...

Man U hit 5. Wonder how Pulis likes SAF's backing now.

Mike Georger said...

brightside: spurs about to be dumped back into the dead zone

ü75 said...

Two minutes after Newcastle take the lead, Titus Bramble (!) equalizes for Wigan.

Mike Georger said...

and titus bramble scores FOR HIS TEAM against HIS OLD TEAM!

what are the fucking odds

ü75 said...

The odds are longer for the former than the latter.

Bigus Dickus said...

you moaning gooners should be grateful you are where you are. We just lost at home to Swansea. Sold out 25,000 crowd and prolly 1 point from religation zone. Just awful.

Mike Georger said...

its good to own land

dont worry swansea will drop whenever martinez gets picked off by a top flight team. and itll happen.

noone likes losing to the welsh though, that embarrassing for everyone involved

ü75 said...

Aberdeen blow it at the death. 2-2 final. Considering the shots favored Hibs 18-6, I guess I'll take it. Sucks though, that was deep in injury time.

Bigus Dickus said...

Georger, I couln't care less about Swansea. Good luck to them in their endevors. We are a mess, seriously distressing. Something positive has to give now. They won't fire GR though. Board has no balls. League 1 here we come. Haven't felt worse about Norwich, not even when we were in bottom 3 last year.

Keith said...

Just back from the pub/ Prop 8 protest, and all I have to say is

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Mike Georger said...

is it bad that this is the first ive heard of this 'Michael Mancienne'?