Monday, September 29, 2008

Caption Competition-BJ Edition


Ok..Ok..So I obviously picked a duff image as last weeks efforts were..well lets just say CRAP. But a winner I must choose....



Well this week I was disappointed to say the least. All of you smart and funny footy fans and the best you could do was roll out one blow job joke after another...

The NY Kid said...
This is taking the "Respect the ref" campaign a little too far.

Goat said...
"You heard me. If you don't want a red card you know what you have to do."

American Villan said...
I'm going to call you 'Sepp' the whole time, is that alright?



Precious Roy said...
"No, you dummy. It's your hands that you're not allowed to use."

Mayor Menino said...
YOU get off your knees, YOU are blowing the game

Graceland said...
"Look, I'm doing YOU a favor. There's only one way you're going to score today."

I liked this one from Keith. "Gavin Mahon (pictured, kneeling) gets a closer look to research the claims of Coventry supporters(not pictured)"

But the winner by a country mile was Matt with this gem...

"QPR ref? You know...Quick Pecker Rub."

Well done Matt. You get to guest blog here at U.F. Please submit your best effort to Unprofessionalfoul@gmail.com

Another caption next week.

-Bigus

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8 comments:

Goat said...

This is just more evidence of UF readers' barely concealed homosexual tendencies.

Keith said...

I reference the one song all supporters can get behind, and I get a "distant second?" jerks.

Bigus Dickus said...

Try harder next time Keith. 2nd is better than 9th. That honor went to Goat.

Goat said...

And what an honor it is! I've never finished as high as 9th in anything in my life. How many entries were there again?

jjf3 said...

wait, so you bitch about all the crappy blow-job jokes (next time don't pick a picture that practically demands them), but then you totally ignore my old-school Fantasy Island joke? What, am I the only one here who remembers Fantasy Island??

/crickets
/oh
/and get off my damn lawn

Bigus Dickus said...

JJF3.

1: It was deliberate.

2: I am sorry. Fantasy Island did not exist in England and I did not get the reference. If you could explain it to me below then maybe It'll give me a chuckle..I am not holding my breath though!

jjf3 said...

Bigus:
It was an absolute piece of shit TV show, so you should be glad you never saw it. I'll leave it at that, because I couldn't possibly explain the joke via written word either a) quickly, or b) well.

No problem on item 1, I just wanted to try to come up with something different...

iskoppa said...

Will try harder next time!