Saturday, October 4, 2008

Kim Jong-ChILLin'



Even dead men love football! The Best Propaganda Team on the Internet is reporting that North Korea's Dear Leader (his words, not mine) has ended his month of seclusion to enjoy a spot o' footie in Pyongyang.


North Korean media says Kim made his appearance at the derby match between Kim Il-Sung University, which was celebrating its 60th anniversary, and Pyongyang University of Railways. (Spoiler alert: the school named for Kim's father, the "Great Leader" and very much dead "Eternal President" of the DPRK, beat the trainboys, 4-1.)

Announcement! Write-a-caption contest for the above photo. Winner gets a first edition UF t-shirt.


I'll go first: "Dammit, sitting with the visiting support again. Oh well, I'll have them liquidated at the half."

5 comments:

The NY Kid said...

William Hung's tour of Asia gets off to a bad start.

Andrew said...

Hull City is unimpressed.

jjf3 said...

"I'm in E-F-F-E-C-T"

jjf3 said...

or,

"you dead, dawg..."

American Villan said...

All the money we spent on nukes and we can't even afford seats?!