Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Blathering Out of Africa

FIFA President Seppsis Blather recently trekked to South Africa to take in the host country’s preparations for the 2010 World Cup. From the outset many doubted South Africa would be able to handle the responsibility and rumors of shadow host country plans have been rampant. Believe those rumors no more, since Blather has pronounced the Rainbow Nation to be ahead of schedule on stadium construction.

Pay no mind to the crime, transportation and lodging issues because Blather said “When I left the plane and arrived on African soil, I started dancing” in advance of his inspection that wasn’t an inspection. I have no doubt he was wearing a dashiki and kufi while dancing. Blather would lead us to believe that if F.W. De Klerk sharted in his shorts that it was gold bullion, if it meant he looked good. South Africa 2010 is his baby.

Keep in mind this is the same Blather touring South Africa that claimed millionaire players were slaves to their clubs, when FIFA forces players to participate in international games against their wishes at times. The man speaks with a forked tongue and is a complete and utter disgrace to football.

I can only hope that the FIFA jet left him behind dancing to be eaten by some hippos, because lions are too dignified for this man.

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