You may or may not know, but England isn't participating in Euro 2008. While the rest of Europe tries to win the championship of a game England invented, the English have to find other activities to occupy their time. Even those intellectuals at Cambridge. So, what have they chosen to do? Why, female jelly wrestling at Cambridge. I can't think of a more suitable replacement. But when the crowd decided the shapely blonde was the winner anyway, Miss Witkowski lost her temper.
The competitive juices, or jellys, appear to have overwhelmed one losing contestant. Nadia Witkowski (in the white bikini) lost her match, although accounts suggest she may have lost because of looks not for a poor performance, and then lost her mind.
Well done, well done. That was a Zidane-like meltdown. Headbutt included.
Still covered in red jelly, she stalked away to the sound of the students' booing and punched a female spectator, leaving her with a bloody nose.
Then she grabbed a bottle of Lambrini and made for the exit, where she was stopped by two burly bouncers.
When they tried to confiscate the bottle, she punched one and butted the other, forcing them to call the police.
Witkowski under duress.
Shortly thereafter, the Cambridge grad was arrested and charged with common assault. The spectators should have support Witkowski by saying things like "Show us your tits" and "take it off", I am pretty sure that would have been better for her self-esteem.
[Photos: Daily Mail]
But when the crowd decided the shapely blonde was the winner anyway, Miss Witkowski lost her temper.